There is a God, and she rides a Veefer!

xShadowrider · 08-15-2008, 07:12 AM

I pull off of Steeles and onto the Guelph Line this morning and just as I am winding it up in 2nd and doing 85 (60kph limit) I see two guys on the east side of the road and I take them to be part of the crew working on repaving the road. Wrong. Two cops and a radar gun. They let me ride past. I figure they’re looking for bigger fish to fry. Whew!

Second exit before mine on the 404 I’m in the far left lane and in my mirrors I see an OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) b&w coming up behind me. I check my clock and it’s registering 132. I am done like dinner for certain this time. I swing into the far right lane and about to pull off and hit my four ways when he rolls by. Ha, must be coming off shift! Thank you God! I roll in behind him and we both exit on Davis Drive. I follow him into the Tim Horton’s on the north side and he pulls off to the side. I figure he’s going to park there and go in and grab his coffee so I take a parking space. I get off the bike and the guy in a car next to the parking spot motions me over a says, “did you know that cop wanted to pull in here?” The cop finds a spot gets out of his car, & walks by I shrugged my shoulders and he just smiles. Doesn’t even reach for his Taser which is unusual recently around here anyway. 2x whew!!

I am going out at lunch and buying a lottery ticket.

It gets even better:

I am rolling home last night and cruising in the centre lane of the 404 southbound. I am doing my usual 125ish. Weather’s great and the traffic is weirdly light. Up beside me in the right lane pulls this silver (how come they are always silver?) Mazda 3. It’s pacing me which is a little hinky so I look over to see if the driver is a tuner type and is looking for a race which I am not about to indulge in. It’s turns out to be a 20-something devastatingly cute brunette who gives me a big smile and a wave. I am thinking: “do I know this chick from somewhere and in my “senior’s” brain her face is just not registering with me?” Anyway I give her what I think would be a typical cool F18 Hornet pilot nod and turn my attention back to the road. She keeps pacing me. My exit for the 407 is coming up so I flick on my signal roll off some throttle thinking she’ll scoot by and I can get into the far-right lane. Nope she matches my speed. So I look over at her again and she mouths: “I love your bike”. And boots in on by. Or I am pretty sure that’s what she said.

Never happened on the Shadow!

Action · 08-15-2008, 07:17 AM

Days like that are rare, glad you got to enjoy one.

Action

NJA Pilot · 08-15-2008, 07:22 AM

..... and then you woke up!!!! Nice dream

I would have followed her...

Nice stories! Good karma

xShadowrider · 08-15-2008, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by NJA Pilot

..... and then you woke up!!!! Nice dream

I would have followed her...

Too old and too married!

drewl · 08-15-2008, 08:34 AM

Nothing wrong with just talking...and oogling.

NJA Pilot · 08-15-2008, 08:50 AM

It is not because you are on diet that you can't read the menu. as long as you don't sample the menu, you are doing just fine...

xShadowrider · 08-15-2008, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by NJA Pilot

It is not because you are on diet that you can't read the menu. as long as you don't sample the menu, you are doing just fine...

The problem is the 20-something too-cute brunette sees this cool dude looking like a Top Gun in a full face behind a smoke shield on a very cool bike.

As long as I keep the helmet on the spell is maintained.

Longerfellow · 08-15-2008, 09:22 AM

Mark in Pollock Pines. Lots of good roads here if you don't mind a little altitude.

34468 Randy · 08-15-2008, 09:47 AM

Doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you are home for dinner!

I had this guy who drove a Coke Truck come up to me one time at Timmies. He said, "Every time I come in here I see you here." My reply to him was, "Funny, I was thinking the same thing."

drewl · 08-15-2008, 09:56 AM

Was the Coke truck guy cute? Did you get his number? Did he ask for a ride?

34468 Randy · 08-15-2008, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by drewl

Was the Coke truck guy cute? Did you get his number? Did he ask for a ride?

Not as cute as you Sweetcakes. I really wanna met you sometime.

drewl · 08-15-2008, 10:54 AM

Forget what I said about all cops not being dumbasses in the other thread.

34468 Randy · 08-15-2008, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by drewl

Forget what I said about all cops not being dumbasses in the other thread.

Did I just get a compliment or slammed?

drewl · 08-15-2008, 11:12 AM

First the former, then the latter.

weeee, this is fun.

Nungboy · 08-15-2008, 11:36 AM

You guys are just giving ELF amunition here!

Anyway, good for you xSHADOWRIDER! Take those good days and remember them!

elf800 · 08-15-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Nungboy

You guys are just giving ELF amunition here!

Anyway, good for you xSHADOWRIDER! Take those good days and remember them!

you go ghost rider!!!!!!

you sure she did not say i think your bi??

300shooter · 08-15-2008, 12:06 PM

Yeah, wierd thing, when I had my harley , all the cougars wanted a ride, now , it's all the 20 - 30's hotties, I love this bike more every day. BTW ,red is THE color.period. Or til I can afford an RWB anyway.

Nungboy · 08-15-2008, 12:06 PM

ELF--you really made me laugh! Good one...I needed that today. Thanks!

xShadowrider · 08-15-2008, 12:09 PM

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08-15-2008, 07:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
xShadowrider Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Last Online: Yesterday 07:23 PM Location: Fenelon Falls, Ontario, Canada - Find Me! My Ride: 2006 Pearl White View my Photo Gallery Posts: 174 Thanks: 6 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	There is a God, and she rides a Veefer! I pull off of Steeles and onto the Guelph Line this morning and just as I am winding it up in 2nd and doing 85 (60kph limit) I see two guys on the east side of the road and I take them to be part of the crew working on repaving the road. Wrong. Two cops and a radar gun. They let me ride past. I figure they’re looking for bigger fish to fry. Whew! Second exit before mine on the 404 I’m in the far left lane and in my mirrors I see an OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) b&w coming up behind me. I check my clock and it’s registering 132. I am done like dinner for certain this time. I swing into the far right lane and about to pull off and hit my four ways when he rolls by. Ha, must be coming off shift! Thank you God! I roll in behind him and we both exit on Davis Drive. I follow him into the Tim Horton’s on the north side and he pulls off to the side. I figure he’s going to park there and go in and grab his coffee so I take a parking space. I get off the bike and the guy in a car next to the parking spot motions me over a says, “did you know that cop wanted to pull in here?” The cop finds a spot gets out of his car, & walks by I shrugged my shoulders and he just smiles. Doesn’t even reach for his Taser which is unusual recently around here anyway. 2x whew!! I am going out at lunch and buying a lottery ticket. It gets even better: I am rolling home last night and cruising in the centre lane of the 404 southbound. I am doing my usual 125ish. Weather’s great and the traffic is weirdly light. Up beside me in the right lane pulls this silver (how come they are always silver?) Mazda 3. It’s pacing me which is a little hinky so I look over to see if the driver is a tuner type and is looking for a race which I am not about to indulge in. It’s turns out to be a 20-something devastatingly cute brunette who gives me a big smile and a wave. I am thinking: “do I know this chick from somewhere and in my “senior’s” brain her face is just not registering with me?” Anyway I give her what I think would be a typical cool F18 Hornet pilot nod and turn my attention back to the road. She keeps pacing me. My exit for the 407 is coming up so I flick on my signal roll off some throttle thinking she’ll scoot by and I can get into the far-right lane. Nope she matches my speed. So I look over at her again and she mouths: “I love your bike”. And boots in on by. Or I am pretty sure that’s what she said. Never happened on the Shadow! __________________ Proud Member 1st VTEC Battalion 6th Generation Militia *"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing" ~ Helen Keller*

08-15-2008, 07:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
Action Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Last Online: Yesterday 08:16 PM Location: Albuquerque - Find Me! My Ride: 2004 VFR View my Photo Gallery Posts: 559 Thanks: 8 Thanked 17 Times in 17 Posts	Days like that are rare, glad you got to enjoy one. Action __________________ 2004 VFR: Heil Bars, BMC, 2 Bros, Fender Elim, Heated Grips, +2 rear sprocket, DID gold chain. Tires- Pilot Road 2CT's The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. -Bertrand Russell

08-15-2008, 07:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
NJA Pilot Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Last Online: 11-27-2008 09:25 PM Location: West Palm Beach, FL - Find Me! My Ride: 2007 VFR800 RWB View my Photo Gallery Posts: 37 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	..... and then you woke up!!!! Nice dream I would have followed her... Nice stories! Good karma __________________ PROUD MEMBER 6TH GEN MILITIA 1ST VTEC BATALLION

08-15-2008, 08:34 AM	#5 (permalink)
drewl Philosphical Adviser Join Date: Nov 2007 Last Online: Yesterday 07:14 PM Location: Susanville, Ca - Find Me! My Ride: 2000 VFR 800 fi View my Photo Gallery Posts: 2,237 Thanks: 26 Thanked 56 Times in 50 Posts	Nothing wrong with just talking...and oogling. __________________ Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151

08-15-2008, 08:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
NJA Pilot Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Last Online: 11-27-2008 09:25 PM Location: West Palm Beach, FL - Find Me! My Ride: 2007 VFR800 RWB View my Photo Gallery Posts: 37 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	It is not because you are on diet that you can't read the menu. as long as you don't sample the menu, you are doing just fine... __________________ PROUD MEMBER 6TH GEN MILITIA 1ST VTEC BATALLION

08-15-2008, 09:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
Longerfellow Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Last Online: 11-26-2008 03:11 PM Location: Pollock Pines, CA My Ride: 1997 Honda VFR750F 1996 Honda XR600R Baja Posts: 318 Thanks: 9 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	Mark in Pollock Pines. Lots of good roads here if you don't mind a little altitude.

08-15-2008, 09:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
34468 Randy #1 Crazy Canuck Join Date: Dec 2007 Last Online: Yesterday 09:44 PM Location: Chilliwack, BC Canada - Find Me! My Ride: 2006 VFR800A View my Photo Gallery Posts: 1,075 Thanks: 41 Thanked 36 Times in 35 Posts	Doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you are home for dinner! I had this guy who drove a Coke Truck come up to me one time at Timmies. He said, "Every time I come in here I see you here." My reply to him was, "Funny, I was thinking the same thing." __________________ Randy Proud Member - Sixth Gen Militia - 1st VTEC Battalion #73 / Pearl White Division

08-15-2008, 09:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
drewl Philosphical Adviser Join Date: Nov 2007 Last Online: Yesterday 07:14 PM Location: Susanville, Ca - Find Me! My Ride: 2000 VFR 800 fi View my Photo Gallery Posts: 2,237 Thanks: 26 Thanked 56 Times in 50 Posts	Was the Coke truck guy cute? Did you get his number? Did he ask for a ride? __________________ Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151

08-15-2008, 10:54 AM	#12 (permalink)
drewl Philosphical Adviser Join Date: Nov 2007 Last Online: Yesterday 07:14 PM Location: Susanville, Ca - Find Me! My Ride: 2000 VFR 800 fi View my Photo Gallery Posts: 2,237 Thanks: 26 Thanked 56 Times in 50 Posts	Forget what I said about all cops not being dumbasses in the other thread. __________________ Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151

08-15-2008, 11:12 AM	#14 (permalink)
drewl Philosphical Adviser Join Date: Nov 2007 Last Online: Yesterday 07:14 PM Location: Susanville, Ca - Find Me! My Ride: 2000 VFR 800 fi View my Photo Gallery Posts: 2,237 Thanks: 26 Thanked 56 Times in 50 Posts	First the former, then the latter. weeee, this is fun. __________________ Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151

08-15-2008, 11:36 AM	#15 (permalink)
Nungboy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Last Online: Yesterday 09:48 AM Location: Tucson, AZ My Ride: 2007 Red ABS VFR800 Posts: 633 Thanks: 9 Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts	You guys are just giving ELF amunition here! Anyway, good for you xSHADOWRIDER! Take those good days and remember them! __________________ Be very careful about the beginning. Then, be very careful about the end. Then, be very careful about the middle. (Robert Fripp)

08-15-2008, 12:06 PM	#17 (permalink)
300shooter Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Last Online: 11-28-2008 05:45 AM Location: armpit of ontario My Ride: 2003 vfr Posts: 109 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Yeah, wierd thing, when I had my harley , all the cougars wanted a ride, now , it's all the 20 - 30's hotties, I love this bike more every day. BTW ,red is THE color.period. Or til I can afford an RWB anyway. __________________ "You can call me crazy but you'll have to YELL !"

08-15-2008, 12:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
Nungboy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Last Online: Yesterday 09:48 AM Location: Tucson, AZ My Ride: 2007 Red ABS VFR800 Posts: 633 Thanks: 9 Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts	ELF--you really made me laugh! Good one...I needed that today. Thanks! __________________ Be very careful about the beginning. Then, be very careful about the end. Then, be very careful about the middle. (Robert Fripp)