Seidts (12-08-2008)

And unevenly cut cheese. One must always cut the cheese evenly or risk the dreaded "shart".
Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
Ministry of Activity and Participation
Mountain Lifeflight 3, 11-14-09

Be sure to cut the cheese with the grain. Better yet, don't cut the cheese at all. Not polite.
Randy
Presidential Prime Minister
United Federal Republic of Randy
Proud Member - 6th. Gen. Militia #73 - 1st. VTEC Battalion - Pearl White Company

is there a way to "negative post"?
you know.....so the total goes down......


Why on earth would you want to do such a thing? That is craziness.
Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
Ministry of Activity and Participation
Mountain Lifeflight 3, 11-14-09

Plus, it is as dishonest as rolling an odometer back.
Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
Ministry of Activity and Participation
Mountain Lifeflight 3, 11-14-09
The Engine iL Ney Tek it Captain.

what are you guys talking about that is totaly ludicrous. I. mean in 300 + posts haven't we learned anything. REALLY!!!!
charter member: Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
http://www.tricountymotorcycles.com/
" the return of the mullet will be the rebirth of our nation" TOECUTTER
"I'm the guy that keeps Mr.Dead in his back pocket" Max
why is it if you have gas and take a poop the gas goes away, but you don't see bubbles percolating from the sinker in the bowl?" TinkerinWstuff
" my gun is a little bit overkill ( maybe to make up for my small penis )" Cundalini

HELI BARS YOUR GOING DOWN !!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YYYYAAAAAAAAHHHH
(turkey induced stupidity, and the need to be reallllllly competative)
Tiger Tiger is no longer a hobby it has become a way of life..... another person if you will, to tell a story to, TT never tlks backs and never forgets a word you tell it.. I guess TT is the best at listening is what I am trying to say.
charter member: Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
http://www.tricountymotorcycles.com/
" the return of the mullet will be the rebirth of our nation" TOECUTTER
"I'm the guy that keeps Mr.Dead in his back pocket" Max
why is it if you have gas and take a poop the gas goes away, but you don't see bubbles percolating from the sinker in the bowl?" TinkerinWstuff
" my gun is a little bit overkill ( maybe to make up for my small penis )" Cundalini

TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies 5
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?
And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart? 10
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp 15
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?
When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee? 20
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
charter member: Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
http://www.tricountymotorcycles.com/
" the return of the mullet will be the rebirth of our nation" TOECUTTER
"I'm the guy that keeps Mr.Dead in his back pocket" Max
why is it if you have gas and take a poop the gas goes away, but you don't see bubbles percolating from the sinker in the bowl?" TinkerinWstuff
" my gun is a little bit overkill ( maybe to make up for my small penis )" Cundalini
Seidts (12-08-2008)

Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
That is the real question is it not?
Let us ponder this, shall we?
This particular Tiger has absolutely obtained a fearful symmetry.
Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
Ministry of Activity and Participation
Mountain Lifeflight 3, 11-14-09
crustyrider (11-28-2008)

tiger tiger just got crabs..............big ones too.
charter member: Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
http://www.tricountymotorcycles.com/
" the return of the mullet will be the rebirth of our nation" TOECUTTER
"I'm the guy that keeps Mr.Dead in his back pocket" Max
why is it if you have gas and take a poop the gas goes away, but you don't see bubbles percolating from the sinker in the bowl?" TinkerinWstuff
" my gun is a little bit overkill ( maybe to make up for my small penis )" Cundalini

I soaked my crab in 'Slick 50" and it grew 2 more pincers!
but when i ate it , it tasted 'oily' ?
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. that way, when you judge him, your a mile further away and you have his shoes...

You bet they're BIG. Go big or go home. Course, now that the tiger has crabs, he can't go home cuz Mrs. Tiger is PISSED.
Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
Ministry of Activity and Participation
Mountain Lifeflight 3, 11-14-09


Buckaroo Bonzai strikes again!!
What I REALLY want to know is this... matter displaces water, correct? So, when they talk about the oceans rising an inch or so a year, is that because of the boats and garbage we place in them? If all countries were to agree to remove ALL garbage, boats, ships, jet skis, shoes, clothing, used needles, and everything that is not naturally in the ocean, would the waters then receed?
Charter Member Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
There are no ordinary moments-- Dan Millman
At that moment, when you accept the fact that there is no fixed reality, no hard and fast set of rules that need to be followed, no limits or borders, you are making the choice to be free --Garri Garripoli

They all know volcanoes add acres and acres of land each year. That land pushes the water away from it and over the lower land elsewhere. There is an inhabited island somewhere off the east coast of the US. They have been tracking it water level for decades and watched it rise long before the global warming craze.
And by they, I mean everyone else but me.
Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
Ministry of Activity and Participation
Mountain Lifeflight 3, 11-14-09

charter member: Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
http://www.tricountymotorcycles.com/
" the return of the mullet will be the rebirth of our nation" TOECUTTER
"I'm the guy that keeps Mr.Dead in his back pocket" Max
why is it if you have gas and take a poop the gas goes away, but you don't see bubbles percolating from the sinker in the bowl?" TinkerinWstuff
" my gun is a little bit overkill ( maybe to make up for my small penis )" Cundalini

coffee, dry cereal, comfy couch, VFRW
A good way to start your day.
Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
Ministry of Activity and Participation
Mountain Lifeflight 3, 11-14-09

Ding, ding, ding...!
You win the prize crusty.
I had just finished reading "tiger, tiger" and was laughing and thinking this one of the most entertaining threads I've read and that movie line started going around in my head.
I figured since mellow asked such a silly question, he should recieve the answer
BZ
"The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it".
-H.L. Mencken

Hopefully the tiger will keep us warm through the winter months.
Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
Ministry of Activity and Participation
Mountain Lifeflight 3, 11-14-09

Tiger tiger warm and bright
keep us warm though out the night
while we sleep tucked up in our beds
keep the demons from our heads
all winter days and all winter nights
keep away those awful frights
tiger tiger full of glee
while I sleep, don't eat me
composed after 3 1/2 hours of sleep, being awake all day and no coffee
charter member: Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
http://www.tricountymotorcycles.com/
" the return of the mullet will be the rebirth of our nation" TOECUTTER
"I'm the guy that keeps Mr.Dead in his back pocket" Max
why is it if you have gas and take a poop the gas goes away, but you don't see bubbles percolating from the sinker in the bowl?" TinkerinWstuff
" my gun is a little bit overkill ( maybe to make up for my small penis )" Cundalini

After four unsuccessful attempts at endotracheal intubation, I decided to go for the surgical crichothyrotomy. See, I had tried twice with the standard ET/stylet combo only to 'tube the goose' as they say. My medic tried, the ground medic tried-no joy. Not even the bougie helped. We all ran into something between the epiglottis and the chords.
So I started asking my medic for the supplies: betadine, scalpel, kellys, 7.0 tube. I told the the ground medic to get the local doc on the horn and tell him what I'm about to do.
He asks, "Do you want an order?" I said, "I don't need an order, I just want him to know that someone is about to do surgery in his back yard."
I checked the land marks for the 10th time. Trachea, major vessels, hyoid, etc. I lean down and tell the unresponsive, dying guy with the hole in his head, "Just give me a minute will ya? Just one minute."
I hold my left index finger on his throat just below the hyoid, and with scalpel in my right hand, I begin to cut. Vertical from stem to stern, for about an inch and a half.
I cut deep enough to feel the tracheal rings. "Hold that light higher, will ya?" It was midnight in the yard next to where dude shot himself. "Give me a four x four, somebody. Is the suction handy? Bag him once real good." I see bubbles in the blood in the hole I just cut in his neck. Bullseye.
I stick the kellys in the hole, spread it horizontally. "Where's the tube? Thank you." Damn too small. Cut a little wider, making sure not to nick a vessel. This guy has enough blood flowing out of him already. Perfect. Tube's in. Bag him. How do his lungs sound? Excellent.
"Hey everybody. You guys kick ass. Let's get the hell out of here!"
true story
Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
Ministry of Activity and Participation
Mountain Lifeflight 3, 11-14-09
34468 Randy (12-03-2008)
Here they are just in time for Christmas. You're favorite and mine.........
Bob and Doug McKenzie performing the 12 days of Christmas.
YouTube - 12 Days of Christmas Told by Bob and Doug Mackenzie
'00 Interceptor
Sargent seat - HeliBars - Yoshi pipe - ZG ST - K&N

doooo et, doo et naaaaoooow
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The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool
All I say is by way of discourse, and nothing by way of advice. I should not speak so boldly if it were my due to be believed......Montaigne
Charter Member: Chat Hooers Union Local 151
34468 Randy (12-03-2008)

charter member: Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
http://www.tricountymotorcycles.com/
" the return of the mullet will be the rebirth of our nation" TOECUTTER
"I'm the guy that keeps Mr.Dead in his back pocket" Max
why is it if you have gas and take a poop the gas goes away, but you don't see bubbles percolating from the sinker in the bowl?" TinkerinWstuff
" my gun is a little bit overkill ( maybe to make up for my small penis )" Cundalini

We are not offended when our patients never come back.
Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
Ministry of Activity and Participation
Mountain Lifeflight 3, 11-14-09

tip your waitresses, and donate your organs.
Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
Ministry of Activity and Participation
Mountain Lifeflight 3, 11-14-09
revenge of the bean burrito......
YouTube - Doughboy Diarrhea (To Much Fibre)
'00 Interceptor
Sargent seat - HeliBars - Yoshi pipe - ZG ST - K&N
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