Tiger Tiger

[drewl]

And unevenly cut cheese. One must always cut the cheese evenly or risk the dreaded "shart".

[34468 Randy]

Be sure to cut the cheese with the grain. Better yet, don't cut the cheese at all. Not polite.

[leftcoast]

is there a way to "negative post"?

you know.....so the total goes down......

[34468 Randy]

is there a way to "negative post"?

you know.....so the total goes down......

.sdrawkcab tsop ruoy epyT

Damned, that doesn't work. I gotta get back to work.

[drewl]

Why on earth would you want to do such a thing? That is craziness.

[drewl]

Plus, it is as dishonest as rolling an odometer back.

[Jimtt]

The Engine iL Ney Tek it Captain.

[crustyrider]

what are you guys talking about that is totaly ludicrous. I. mean in 300 + posts haven't we learned anything. REALLY!!!!

[crustyrider]

HELI BARS YOUR GOING DOWN !!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YYYYAAAAAAAAHHHH


(turkey induced stupidity, and the need to be reallllllly competative)

Tiger Tiger is no longer a hobby it has become a way of life..... another person if you will, to tell a story to, TT never tlks backs and never forgets a word you tell it.. I guess TT is the best at listening is what I am trying to say.

[crustyrider]

TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies 5
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart? 10
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp 15
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee? 20

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

[drewl]

Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
That is the real question is it not?

Let us ponder this, shall we?

This particular Tiger has absolutely obtained a fearful symmetry.

[crustyrider]

tiger tiger just got crabs..............big ones too.

[Richard Thompson]

I soaked my crab in 'Slick 50" and it grew 2 more pincers!

but when i ate it , it tasted 'oily' ?

[drewl]

You bet they're BIG. Go big or go home. Course, now that the tiger has crabs, he can't go home cuz Mrs. Tiger is PISSED.

[Bubba Zanetti]

There's a point to this thread?

MD

Yes mellow the point is:

No matter where you go, their you are

BZ

[vfrchick]

Yes mellow the point is:

No matter where you go, their you are

BZ

Buckaroo Bonzai strikes again!!

What I REALLY want to know is this... matter displaces water, correct? So, when they talk about the oceans rising an inch or so a year, is that because of the boats and garbage we place in them? If all countries were to agree to remove ALL garbage, boats, ships, jet skis, shoes, clothing, used needles, and everything that is not naturally in the ocean, would the waters then receed?

[drewl]

They all know volcanoes add acres and acres of land each year. That land pushes the water away from it and over the lower land elsewhere. There is an inhabited island somewhere off the east coast of the US. They have been tracking it water level for decades and watched it rise long before the global warming craze.

And by they, I mean everyone else but me.

[crustyrider]

Yes mellow the point is:

No matter where you go, their you are

BZ

Actually not buckaroo Banzi It is the guy in MM3 Beyond the thunderdome, the pig killer he hollers that to get the attention of the dude with the japanese face thing tyde to his back so he doesn't actually get to shoot Max...........Alrighty I'll shut up now.

[drewl]

coffee, dry cereal, comfy couch, VFRW

A good way to start your day.

[Bubba Zanetti]

Actually not buckaroo Banzi It is the guy in MM3 Beyond the thunderdome, the pig killer he hollers that to get the attention of the dude with the japanese face thing tyde to his back so he doesn't actually get to shoot Max...........Alrighty I'll shut up now.

Ding, ding, ding...!

You win the prize crusty.

I had just finished reading "tiger, tiger" and was laughing and thinking this one of the most entertaining threads I've read and that movie line started going around in my head.

I figured since mellow asked such a silly question, he should recieve the answer

BZ

[drewl]

Hopefully the tiger will keep us warm through the winter months.

[crustyrider]

Tiger tiger warm and bright

keep us warm though out the night

while we sleep tucked up in our beds

keep the demons from our heads

all winter days and all winter nights

keep away those awful frights

tiger tiger full of glee

while I sleep, don't eat me


composed after 3 1/2 hours of sleep, being awake all day and no coffee

[drewl]

After four unsuccessful attempts at endotracheal intubation, I decided to go for the surgical crichothyrotomy. See, I had tried twice with the standard ET/stylet combo only to 'tube the goose' as they say. My medic tried, the ground medic tried-no joy. Not even the bougie helped. We all ran into something between the epiglottis and the chords.
So I started asking my medic for the supplies: betadine, scalpel, kellys, 7.0 tube. I told the the ground medic to get the local doc on the horn and tell him what I'm about to do.
He asks, "Do you want an order?" I said, "I don't need an order, I just want him to know that someone is about to do surgery in his back yard."
I checked the land marks for the 10th time. Trachea, major vessels, hyoid, etc. I lean down and tell the unresponsive, dying guy with the hole in his head, "Just give me a minute will ya? Just one minute."
I hold my left index finger on his throat just below the hyoid, and with scalpel in my right hand, I begin to cut. Vertical from stem to stern, for about an inch and a half.
I cut deep enough to feel the tracheal rings. "Hold that light higher, will ya?" It was midnight in the yard next to where dude shot himself. "Give me a four x four, somebody. Is the suction handy? Bag him once real good." I see bubbles in the blood in the hole I just cut in his neck. Bullseye.
I stick the kellys in the hole, spread it horizontally. "Where's the tube? Thank you." Damn too small. Cut a little wider, making sure not to nick a vessel. This guy has enough blood flowing out of him already. Perfect. Tube's in. Bag him. How do his lungs sound? Excellent.
"Hey everybody. You guys kick ass. Let's get the hell out of here!"

true story

[Y2Kviffer]

Here they are just in time for Christmas. You're favorite and mine.........
Bob and Doug McKenzie performing the 12 days of Christmas.

YouTube - 12 Days of Christmas Told by Bob and Doug Mackenzie

[vfourbear]

doooo et, doo et naaaaoooow

[crustyrider]

After four unsuccessful attempts at endotracheal intubation, I decided to go for the surgical crichothyrotomy. See, I had tried twice with the standard ET/stylet combo only to 'tube the goose' as they say. My medic tried, the ground medic tried-no joy. Not even the bougie helped. We all ran into something between the epiglottis and the chords.
So I started asking my medic for the supplies: betadine, scalpel, kellys, 7.0 tube. I told the the ground medic to get the local doc on the horn and tell him what I'm about to do.
He asks, "Do you want an order?" I said, "I don't need an order, I just want him to know that someone is about to do surgery in his back yard."
I checked the land marks for the 10th time. Trachea, major vessels, hyoid, etc. I lean down and tell the unresponsive, dying guy with the hole in his head, "Just give me a minute will ya? Just one minute."
I hold my left index finger on his throat just below the hyoid, and with scalpel in my right hand, I begin to cut. Vertical from stem to stern, for about an inch and a half.
I cut deep enough to feel the tracheal rings. "Hold that light higher, will ya?" It was midnight in the yard next to where dude shot himself. "Give me a four x four, somebody. Is the suction handy? Bag him once real good." I see bubbles in the blood in the hole I just cut in his neck. Bullseye.
I stick the kellys in the hole, spread it horizontally. "Where's the tube? Thank you." Damn too small. Cut a little wider, making sure not to nick a vessel. This guy has enough blood flowing out of him already. Perfect. Tube's in. Bag him. How do his lungs sound? Excellent.
"Hey everybody. You guys kick ass. Let's get the hell out of here!"

true story

As crazy as this is gonna sound, Drewl, You can be flight nurse anytime, I would trust you to cut the right thing.

No offense but heres to never needing you

[drewl]

We are not offended when our patients never come back.

[drewl]

tip your waitresses, and donate your organs.

[Y2Kviffer]

tip your waitresses, and donate your organs.

I could turn this into a perverted funny, but i don't wanna get banned :ncb:

[Y2Kviffer]

revenge of the bean burrito......

YouTube - Doughboy Diarrhea (To Much Fibre)