finally tied the knot last saturday

[herbvfr705f]

so i finally tied the knot to my fiance last saturday. it was a beatiful day and the weather turned out so good. we just got back form our honeymoon and now it isback to the grind stone to bring in the money. Anyways thanks everyone for the congrat earlier in my later post

[Bubba Zanetti]

Congrats again!

[VFRShorty]

I must have missed the earlier post on this, but congratulations!!

[Nungboy]

Having done the same 7 months ago, I understand your happiness...CONGRATS!!!

[Kevin_70]

cool deal Herb, congratulations!

[btay67]

Congratulations! I missed your earlier post also.

Not to bring you down but do you now think about the responsibilities you've entered into? I mean now you are responsible for someone else too? No more "hey I can live on roman noodles and beanie weenies if I have too?" Not to mention the pressure kids bring into the picture...ya know, with the whole "food on the table", "college savings", "paying for the wedding", etc. Geeze, I almost forgot about the kids and dating! (not there yet myself though). Alot to look forward too...By the way, It was the BEST thing I ever did. I'm just messing with you, Good luck and may God Bless the both of you...

[drewl]

Congrats, Herb. Good luck to ya both.

[vfrchick]

Congratulations!! And, though there will be "downs" may you always make it through them so your "ups" just get higher and higher!

[15dollar]

Congrats! I'll pass along some advice that I have found useful.
1. Tell your wife you love her every day
2. In public, always be on her side (you can tell she is completly wrong behind closed doors.
3. Always remember why you fell in love in the first place.

Best wishes to you both!

[derstuka]

Congratulations Herb! Time to get down to bidness....

[Longerfellow]

Here's a few things to remember:



Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules'
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports-It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask! us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as base ball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -

to give them a bigger laugh.