Chat Hooers Union, Local 151

[drewl]

Not that I need to toot my own horn,but some of you may have noticed I have given myself the title of Chat Hooer. While in the chat room(most hours of most days) I have noticed a small group that are there quite regularly as well.
To give ourselves some recognition(for not much of anything, really) and to gain bargaining power in the industry, we have chosen to unionize.
Thus begins the Chat Hooers Union, Local 151.
We are Teamsters(not affiliated with the real Teamsters, they might break my knees if I did not put that in there.)But more like members of the same team kinda thingy.
If you feel you are a Chat Hooer, feel free to join up. Dues collected monthly. If I never see your face in the chat room, don't kid yourself, you are not a Chat Hooer.
This is a social group. To quote the great Judd Nelson, "Demented and sad, but social."

So far we have the following members:
1. drewl, Shop Steward
2. Y2Kviffer
3. vfourbear
4. benjammer
5. vfrchick
6. crustyrider


feel free to add your name to the list.

This thread has nothing to do with my post count. Whatsoever.

[Y2Kviffer]

This is a social group. To quote the great Judd Nelson, "Demented and sad, but social.


great....I love it

[vfrchick]

Originally Posted by drewl

This is a social group. To quote the great Judd Nelson, "Demented and sad, but social."

So, will the Chat Hooers Union, Local 151 be added to the VFRW Social Groups section? Do we have to have a vote on that? We could fit right under the "VFR riders who also own Subarus" group and maybe start another one called "VFR riders who also like cupcakes" group!

[Scubalong]

Sign me in boys, I guess my number would be 007 Awesome.

[Scubalong]

[quote=drewl;139825]Not that I need to toot my own horn,but some of you may have noticed I have given myself the title of Chat Hooer. While in the chat room(most hours of most days) I have noticed a small group that are there quite regularly as well.
To give ourselves some recognition(for not much of anything, really) and to gain bargaining power in the industry, we have chosen to unionize.
Thus begins the Chat Hooers Union, Local 151.
We are Teamsters(not affiliated with the real Teamsters, they might break my knees if I did not put that in there.)But more like members of the same team kinda thingy.
If you feel you are a Chat Hooer, feel free to join up. Dues collected monthly. If I never see your face in the chat room, don't kid yourself, you are not a Chat Hooer.
This is a social group. To quote the great Judd Nelson, "Demented and sad, but social."

So far we have the following members:
1. drewl, Shop Steward
2. Y2Kviffer
3. vfourbear
4. benjammer
5. vfrchick
6. crustyrider
007. Scubalong

I am in, I know I can never beat your record so might well joinning your club.

[vfrchick]

Originally Posted by Scubalong

Sign me in boys, I guess my number would be 007 Awesome.

Wait!! Jackie Chan is 007?!!

[btay67]

Originally Posted by vfrchick

So, will the Chat Hooers Union, Local 151 be added to the VFRW Social Groups section? Do we have to have a vote on that? We could fit right under the "VFR riders who also own Subarus" group and maybe start another one called "VFR riders who also like cupcakes" group!

I don't think I qualify for the chat hooers union, local 151 but I would like to join the "VFR riders who also like cupcakes" group! Good idea vfrchick...

[Richard Thompson]

Originally Posted by btay67

I don't think I qualify for the chat hooers union, local 151 but I would like to join the "VFR riders who also like cupcakes" group! Good idea vfrchick...

i think your on to something here....im in the subaru group and i like cupcakes
so how about a sub sub (hehe, pardon the pun) group of ' members who own vfrs and drive subarus that like eating cup cakes, whilst driving their subarus and owning their VFRs'

[vfourbear]

I will not usually join a club that will have me as a member, but this one seems just screwed up enough to make an exception.


So Drewl, when do we make our list of demands on management?

Can we have our own thugs, smoke big stogies and wear pinky rings?

Ohh..ohh...and Cuban shirts?

[drewl]

If you want to smoke pinkies of cubans without shirts that is your business.

[derstuka]

Awwww shizzle.....next thing you know you uni's are gonna need a bailout! No freebies around here! Jamma and Y2k....you slutty bastages are still gonna be washing your cracks at the local car wash......warm water costs money!

[drewl]

This is exactly the kind of thing we are talking about.
We'll see you at the bargaining table.

[VFRShorty]

I'll join, former super chatter now more chat stalker

[drewl]

8. Queen Shortness

[derstuka]

Originally Posted by drewl

8. Queen Shortness

Ahhhhhh....Miss Shortness still carries a title under her name, thus unless she renounces her powers, she is a white coat just like Reg, Vinny, M and I.

Will she renounce her powers like superman did to be a mere mortal and join with the peasants, or will she continue to be an exec and live the high life? Inquiring minds want to know.....

[crustyrider]

I guess since shortys the chat moderator, (upper management) we have to have our goons follow her home and intimidate her with home made cupcakes

[VFRShorty]

Originally Posted by derstuka

Ahhhhhh....Miss Shortness still carries a title under her name, thus unless she renounces her powers, she is a white coat just like Reg, Vinny, M and I.

Will she renounce her powers like superman did to be a mere mortal and join with the peasants, or will she continue to be an exec and live the high life? Inquiring minds want to know.....

Now why would I do a silly thing like renounce my power?? I enjoy power even more now that I am pregnant! I still monitor the chat to make sure you guys aren't being too naughty!

Speaking of... Why must you run away from the chat when I start talking??? Hmmm stookie???

Originally Posted by crustyrider

I guess since shortys the chat moderator, (upper management) we have to have our goons follow her home and intimidate her with home made cupcakes

I don't think I would be intimidated so much, you guys might want to make sure I don't eat your fingers while consuming the cupcakes though. I get careless when large amounts of scrumptious food is placed in front of me.

[Y2Kviffer]

Originally Posted by derstuka

Ahhhhhh....Miss Shortness still carries a title under her name, thus unless she renounces her powers, she is a white coat just like Reg, Vinny, M and I.

Will she renounce her powers like superman did to be a mere mortal and join with the peasants, or will she continue to be an exec and live the high life? Inquiring minds want to know.....

Stuka is correct drewl. We can't be letting "the man" or in this case "the woman" infiltrate our union. We would lose all bargaining power. Jamma