World's thinnest books

**reg71** · 06-15-2009 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by Big3

101 reasons I'm Not a post Whore ..

forward by:Joey_Dude,
Illustrated by: Joey_Dude
editor: Joey_Dude
writtenby: Joey_Dude
Published by: Joey_Dude inc.

"where to purchase Proper riding gear for your newly aquired GSXR 600" by: "Steven Oliver Squidly"

I was so going for drewl on the post whore thing...

Originally Posted by 34468 Randy

"Sanitization Proceedures for your Kegerator" by Reg71

you are supposed to sanitize those things...? that's news to me...

**Joey_Dude** · 06-16-2009 04:05 AM

Originally Posted by 34468 Randy

"I love my Previous Employer" by HondaTech

Sorry Bud.

He he a little harsh but funny... He also wrote "How to survive the transition between jobs"

**vfourbear** · 06-16-2009 05:31 AM

Here's my new series, a sort of multi volume set

Really thin books by Vfourbear:

An Overview of My Knowledge ........(vol. 1)

An Outline on My Sparkling Wit..........(vol. 2)

A Comprehensive List of Friends I Have Managed Somehow Not to Run Off........(vol. 3)

Vfourbear's Guide to Golf ........(vol. 4)

Effective Dental Care in the State of Kentucky..........(vol. 5)

One and Done..Vfour's Guide to Becoming Multi Orgasmic. .......(vol 6)

F*ckin Sidestand,,,The Fall and Rise of a Sportbike..........(vol 7)

Your Opinion Matters!.............(vol 8)

Reasons You Should Own a DN 01.......(vol 9)

Truly Original Country Music Artists......(vol 10)

**Joey_Dude** · 06-16-2009 06:38 AM

"Performance Mods" by BASFJon

"VFR - a real sport machine" by BASFJon

"Refined taste: an exploratory essay" by BASFJon

**Knife** · 06-16-2009 07:12 AM

Profound Statements by Ozzy Osbourne.

**SilverSurfer800** · 06-16-2009 11:16 AM

For you people who have been around for a while...

"100 reasons why I love the 6th Gen VFR", by Taz

"I Love people of authority in law enforcement", by JoeyDude

**Y2Kviffer** · 06-16-2009 12:25 PM

what a difference I added Slick 50..., by emptyskull

brought to life and many laughs by drewl, vfourbear, and y2k

**Y2Kviffer** · 06-16-2009 12:28 PM

cheap performance mod, the 25hp chip, by 02 VFR rider

**Joey_Dude** · 06-16-2009 01:01 PM

"Garden Hose and Sunlight: All you need to wash your Viffer" by ZenMoto

**02 VFR Rider** · 06-16-2009 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Y2Kviffer

cheap performance mod, the 25hp chip, by 02 VFR rider

LMAO been waiting for that one.

how about " how to gain HP w/ paper clip and other house hold items " by 02 VFR RIDER

**Y2Kviffer** · 06-17-2009 04:57 AM

the fine art of farting cupcakes, by vfrchick

**vfrhusband** · 06-17-2009 05:16 AM

'' The VFR750F Co-Ed Workout''
She drops it he picks it up repeatedly and spends the better part of 2 weeks reparing amd modding the bike.
Feel The Burn! (and bring me another beer)
(by vfrhusband)

**Bubba Zanetti** · 06-17-2009 05:51 AM

Great Thread!

"How to Troll on Public Message Boards-101" by elf800, emptyskull and deepdish

"Advanced Trolling Technigues for Public Message Boards" by efl800, emptyskull and deepdish

"How to get a rise out of Squirrelman using 3 words or less" by elf800, emptyskull and deepdish

BZ

**Bubba Zanetti** · 06-17-2009 06:01 AM

Originally Posted by vfourbear

"Starting Your Own ABATE Chapter" by Bubba Zanetti

" Why You Should Quit Drinking" by Bitterpill

" How I Made Myself So Attractive " by Vfourbear

"Being More Productive At Work" by Y2K

"Secular Humanism" by Wrestler

"Breaking the Chatroom Addiction" by Drewl (with foreword by 02 VFR Rider)

" Stop the Satire!" by Badbilly

Nice brother bear

BZ

**Joey_Dude** · 06-17-2009 06:03 AM

"Voicing your opinion: a waste of time" by Bubba Zanetti

**Bubba Zanetti** · 06-17-2009 06:07 AM

"Why MY Opinions are Fact" By KC-10FE

**Bubba Zanetti** · 06-17-2009 06:10 AM

"How I found 'God' in the VFRW Oil Threads" by Bubba Zanetti

**Joey_Dude** · 06-17-2009 06:33 AM

Originally Posted by vfrhusband

'' The VFR750F Co-Ed Workout''
She drops it he picks it up repeatedly and spends the better part of 2 weeks reparing amd modding the bike.
Feel The Burn! (and bring me another beer)
(by vfrhusband)

Um.... nice try there buddy.. Let me rewrite that for you:

"Keeping your VFR scratch-free and spotless" by vfrhusband's wife

**Joey_Dude** · 06-17-2009 06:34 AM

Originally Posted by Bubba Zanetti

Great Thread!

"How to Troll on Public Message Boards-101" by elf800, emptyskull and deepdish

"Advanced Trolling Technigues for Public Message Boards" by efl800, emptyskull and deepdish

"How to get a rise out of Squirrelman using 3 words or less" by elf800, emptyskull and deepdish

BZ

"Understanding the concept of this thread" by Bubba Zanetti

**drewl** · 06-17-2009 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by crustyrider

"Seat Recovering In Three Easy Steps" by Crustyrider

Photographs by Crustyrider

"Step 4. Buy a Sargent"

"I was so going for drewl on the post whore thing..."

YEAH.....

**Lgn001** · 06-17-2009 07:05 AM

"How to Avoid Drinking, Smoking and Gambling While in Reno" by Lgn001

**Bubba Zanetti** · 06-17-2009 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by Joey_Dude

"Understanding the concept of this thread" by Bubba Zanetti

Hey Joey, cut me some slack! I was ignoring the rules in an attempt to be funny

BZ

**Bubba Zanetti** · 06-17-2009 07:23 AM

“How to write coherently and concisely in the English language on public message boards” by elf800. Foreword by emptyskull. Epilogue and index by deepdish.

(Dedicated to Joey_Dude by Bubba Zanetti)

**Knife** · 06-17-2009 07:44 AM

A Complete Collection of Posted Political Rants that Made it for More Than One Day Before HS Deleted Them, by Rebel Rouser

**Knife** · 06-17-2009 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by Y2Kviffer

the fine art of farting cupcakes, by vfrchick

This one may be a winner and should be placed in contention for the Blue Ribbon, along with about another dozen or so that made me LMAO.

**Knife** · 06-17-2009 07:49 AM

The Proper Responses to the Significant Other When She Asks, "Does This Make Me Look Fat?", by Sex Deprived Men Everywhere

**Joey_Dude** · 06-17-2009 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by Bubba Zanetti

I was ignoring the rules in an attempt to be funny

"Comedy Hits" by Bubba Zanetti

Just messing with you he he

**Bubba Zanetti** · 06-17-2009 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by Joey_Dude

"Comedy Hits" by Bubba Zanetti

Just messing with you he he

I did say "attempt"

BZ

**Bubba Zanetti** · 06-17-2009 08:32 AM

"My Bro-mance with Al Franken and James Carvelle" by KC-10FE

BZ

**drewl** · 06-17-2009 08:48 AM

"Things to do today that do not include motorcycle web sites" by Drewl

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