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    Quote Originally Posted by TOE CUTTER View Post
    I have to be careful aboot what I post as I do not need an ass whooopin for pics of naked friends wifes on thread, but here is last night , the maiden voyage of the stripper pole/golf cart.Doodle is fair game .

    Toecutter you f-ing tease!

    Where is the MILF action?!?!?!?!

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    So is that thing sturdy enough to actually swing around on?
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    Stripper pole

    It was.......Doodle had a little problem last night pulling into the garage.
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    Clean one owner

    Neighbor's commuter car.



    The drivers door is still in good shape!!!!!
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    Rush hour traffic

    Commuting to work with rednecks is much more fun!
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    Puppy love

    Quote Originally Posted by 34468 Randy View Post
    If he were to shave them I would really get turned on.:humper:
    Rednecks do not need to shave their legs to find love.:humper:
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    you don't know how to rotate an image counterclockwise
    very nice. LOLOLOL

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    Thanks, Toe. I may now have to clean my eyes with bleach.
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    The earlier comment about bullet holes in an appliance in the yard struck home. I recently tested my new M&P 15 (AR15 rifle) on an old gas package heating cooling unit in my back yard. Does it mean you are a redneck if it is in your back yard.
    I can tell you are having fun Toecutter I have not had fun like that since I had to stop drinkin.

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    Toe, You are a sick redneck..............urhhhhhhhhhh yuke

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    Speaking of rednecks........

    Randy's Video Dating Message Video <--- click and enjoy.
    Last edited by Cundalini; 11-02-2009 at 08:01 PM.

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    That bitch never did bring my truck back or my old ladies trailer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cundalini View Post
    Speaking of rednecks........

    Randy's Video Dating Message Video <--- click and enjoy.


    I would like to recruit this guy to be my Minister of Mental Health.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VFRShorty View Post
    I love playing around with heavy machinery.

    REDNECK PRIDE


    There Toe, I said it.

    I believe this was the heavy equip. they really wanted to use..
    hee hee
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    Do you know why it's so difficult to solve a Redneck crime?

    There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same!
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    My son he is a redneck, He was born in a little town called Terre Haute Indiana.
    Yeah he is a hoosier............lol
    He thought he was french....................LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cundalini View Post
    Speaking of rednecks........

    Randy's Video Dating Message Video <--- click and enjoy.

    Ohhhhhh shit, , my side hurts...........OMG................. "come to think of it, a kid could bring us beer and food".....................I cant stop laughing.........
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    our tax dollars hard at work over in Iraq

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    A Redneck girl writes in to "Dear Abby"......

    Dear Abby. I'm 14 and still a virgin. Are my brothers gay?
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    Chill out Bro.

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    our tax dollars hard at work over in Iraq

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    Kids being kids..........
    Remember they are giving up their life (time, family......etc) for us
    I rather see the tax dollar go to out Militay in stead of those dirty politic or CEO from wall street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scubalong View Post
    Kids being kids..........
    Remember they are giving up their life (time, family......etc) for us
    I rather see the tax dollar go to out Militay in stead of those dirty politic or CEO from wall street.
    also strippers. god they took all my money.
    no, wait they paid me a bunch of money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert111 View Post
    The earlier comment about bullet holes in an appliance in the yard struck home. I recently tested my new M&P 15 (AR15 rifle) on an old gas package heating cooling unit in my back yard. Does it mean you are a redneck if it is in your back yard.
    I can tell you are having fun Toecutter I have not had fun like that since I had to stop drinkin.
    god I am glad that you aint drinkin if you have an ar15 ( burp )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scubalong View Post
    Kids being kids..........
    Remember they are giving up their life (time, family......etc) for us
    I rather see the tax dollar go to out Militay in stead of those dirty politic or CEO from wall street.

    Dude this is funny poo I wasn't baggin on them....shit we used to put flash bangs in the shitters talk about blowing the crap outa the shit house


    I'm glad they have all the time in the world to torture each other...that means they aren't getting shopt at...
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    The photo of Noodle's nipple was disturbing and should be linked and labeled NSFW.

    Whoever designed that golf cart forgot that most redneck women would max out the suspension. Maybe a 1/2 ton duelie might be a better platform?
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    This is how we send our children to school.....IN STYLE!!! Standard issue Red Neck schoolbus, stripper pole, guitar hero, flat screen TV, microwave and fridge.









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    And an onboard shitter, too!
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    Hey TOE were these in your front yard?

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    Yes , but only until we got the BBQ fired up.
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    here I fixed it for you

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    "I'm the guy that keeps Mr.Dead in his back pocket" Max
    why is it if you have gas and take a poop the gas goes away, but you don't see bubbles percolating from the sinker in the bowl?" TinkerinWstuff

    " my gun is a little bit overkill ( maybe to make up for my small penis )" Cundalini

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