Firebreathing (totally not bike related)

PyroMcnoob · 10-24-2009, 09:09 PM

thought you guys might like to see why they call me "Pyro"... the first try ain't so swell, lighter went out, but the 2nd one was decent...

YouTube - The Fireshaper XD

drewl · 10-24-2009, 10:27 PM

Yer gonna light yer goatee on FAHR!!!

PyroMcnoob · 10-24-2009, 10:32 PM

that never happens :P though i singed my eyebrows once LMAO

crustyrider · 10-24-2009, 10:34 PM

you can take ROLAIDS for that case of heartburn..

strange the dogs arent scared of fire...

PyroMcnoob · 10-24-2009, 10:43 PM

i do this all the time... dogs got used to it :P

Knife · 10-25-2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by PyroMcnoob

i do this all the time... dogs got used to it :P

Maybe not do it near so many flammables (e.g., the plastic throws)? Don't want you to morph into TheLateGreatPyroMcNoob.

CrazyInNYC · 10-25-2009, 12:21 PM

What did/do you use for fuel?

crustyrider · 10-25-2009, 12:42 PM

97 octaine mixed with racing fuel

reg71 · 10-25-2009, 04:33 PM

isopropyl is not the most mucous tissue friendly flammable you could use... I realize it's cheap, but it is also poisonous... or are you using something to protect your gum and other oral tissues?

PyroMcnoob · 10-25-2009, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reg71

isopropyl is not the most mucous tissue friendly flammable you could use... I realize it's cheap, but it is also poisonous... or are you using something to protect your gum and other oral tissues?

I usually take a swish of cough syrup, coats the mouth... might try some Goldschlager next time, it burns green

but thanks for the heads-up

CrazyInNYC · 10-25-2009, 07:38 PM

Man, I tried this once (well one large swig, two sprays after the first blew out the lighter) with everclear and thought that left a nasty taste in my mouth for awhile. I can't imagine putting rubbing alcohol, lamp oil, kerosene, etc in my mouth...

reg71 · 10-25-2009, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PyroMcnoob

I usually take a swish of cough syrup, coats the mouth... might try some Goldschlager next time, it burns green

but thanks for the heads-up

sorry. medical advice gets to be a habit of the job. not to lecture or anything... a friend of mine had a pt that swallowed isorpropyl once. he didn't last long and he didn't die pretty...

drewl · 10-25-2009, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by reg71

sorry. medical advice gets to be a habit of the job. not to lecture or anything... a friend of mine had a pt that swallowed isorpropyl once. he didn't last long and he didn't die pretty...

I have seen this as well. A serious alcoholic that was locked up went looking for a buzz. It was the last buzz he had.

Echo3Niner · 10-26-2009, 12:36 AM

The things people do when board to death... Perhaps a hobby?

MrDen · 10-26-2009, 12:31 PM

you really should cut that out, you crazy bastage!

PyroMcnoob · 10-27-2009, 02:53 PM

You guys shouldn't worry so much, I've been doin' crap like this for years now. I'm totally careful, and haven't died yet :P

Badbilly · 11-05-2009, 06:52 PM

I think I saw you once working the Mexican side of the Cal/TJ border. Have you tried a mouthfull of Sterno balls. You have to be quick. Light the sucker off then blow it on to a wall or a cat. Kind of like a mini-napalm gun.

Have you considered hooking up with Gopher a ride? You guys could be a hell of an act at bike shows and shit.

xeipher · 11-06-2009, 01:18 AM

How can I get that on my viffer???

My left can is anyway unused (being 6th gen Two Brothers an all).

Remote controlled flame spewing exhaust, should take care of any tailgaters.

vfourbear · 11-06-2009, 02:00 AM

While cool, it would be even more trick if you could do that with your ass. Big giant flame shooting out your ass would rule. Closest thing I've seen so far is a guy I know that shot bottle rockets from his asscrack at my last birthday party.

Badbilly · 11-06-2009, 04:15 AM

This IMO would be a great opportunity for someone with the proper skills to fabricate a device consisting of a small battery and ignition source and several recipes on how not to properly cook various pulses and legumes.

We could have a contest to name this device or a poll to see how many would actually buy and use such a device.

The after aftermarket potential is great too IMO. Kevlar skivvies, designer TP, contests at various bike night functions, halftime shows at races, spraycans for masking the ocassional ignition failure ect.

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10-24-2009, 09:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
PyroMcnoob Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Last Online: Today 12:03 PM Location: Riverside, CA My Ride: 1987 VFR700F Interceptor 1987 KZ550 (gone now) View my Photo Gallery Posts: 346 Thanks: 99 Thanked 17 Times in 16 Posts	Firebreathing (totally not bike related) thought you guys might like to see why they call me "Pyro"... the first try ain't so swell, lighter went out, but the 2nd one was decent... YouTube - The Fireshaper XD __________________ "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names" -JFK May be lookin' to sell my Gen2... if interested, PM me

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PyroMcnoob Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Last Online: Today 12:03 PM Location: Riverside, CA My Ride: 1987 VFR700F Interceptor 1987 KZ550 (gone now) View my Photo Gallery Posts: 346 Thanks: 99 Thanked 17 Times in 16 Posts	that never happens :P though i singed my eyebrows once LMAO __________________ "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names" -JFK May be lookin' to sell my Gen2... if interested, PM me

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CrazyInNYC Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Last Online: Yesterday 08:21 PM Location: NYC My Ride: 04 Asphalt Posts: 75 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	What did/do you use for fuel?

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CrazyInNYC Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Last Online: Yesterday 08:21 PM Location: NYC My Ride: 04 Asphalt Posts: 75 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Man, I tried this once (well one large swig, two sprays after the first blew out the lighter) with everclear and thought that left a nasty taste in my mouth for awhile. I can't imagine putting rubbing alcohol, lamp oil, kerosene, etc in my mouth...

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PyroMcnoob Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Last Online: Today 12:03 PM Location: Riverside, CA My Ride: 1987 VFR700F Interceptor 1987 KZ550 (gone now) View my Photo Gallery Posts: 346 Thanks: 99 Thanked 17 Times in 16 Posts	You guys shouldn't worry so much, I've been doin' crap like this for years now. I'm totally careful, and haven't died yet :P __________________ "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names" -JFK May be lookin' to sell my Gen2... if interested, PM me

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Badbilly Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Last Online: Today 05:28 PM View my Photo Gallery Posts: 789 Thanks: 1 Thanked 54 Times in 44 Posts	I think I saw you once working the Mexican side of the Cal/TJ border. Have you tried a mouthfull of Sterno balls. You have to be quick. Light the sucker off then blow it on to a wall or a cat. Kind of like a mini-napalm gun. Have you considered hooking up with Gopher a ride? You guys could be a hell of an act at bike shows and shit.

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xeipher Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Last Online: Today 04:41 PM Location: San Diego (La Jolla - UTC) My Ride: 02 VFR View my Photo Gallery Posts: 151 Thanks: 25 Thanked 9 Times in 5 Posts	How can I get that on my viffer??? My left can is anyway unused (being 6th gen Two Brothers an all). Remote controlled flame spewing exhaust, should take care of any tailgaters.

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Badbilly Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Last Online: Today 05:28 PM View my Photo Gallery Posts: 789 Thanks: 1 Thanked 54 Times in 44 Posts	This IMO would be a great opportunity for someone with the proper skills to fabricate a device consisting of a small battery and ignition source and several recipes on how not to properly cook various pulses and legumes. We could have a contest to name this device or a poll to see how many would actually buy and use such a device. The after aftermarket potential is great too IMO. Kevlar skivvies, designer TP, contests at various bike night functions, halftime shows at races, spraycans for masking the ocassional ignition failure ect.

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