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    " the return of the mullet will be the rebirth of our nation" TOECUTTER

    "I'm the guy that keeps Mr.Dead in his back pocket" Max
    why is it if you have gas and take a poop the gas goes away, but you don't see bubbles percolating from the sinker in the bowl?" TinkerinWstuff

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    No I respect you......and I really don't want to put it in your naughty place............
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    why is it if you have gas and take a poop the gas goes away, but you don't see bubbles percolating from the sinker in the bowl?" TinkerinWstuff

    " my gun is a little bit overkill ( maybe to make up for my small penis )" Cundalini

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    " the return of the mullet will be the rebirth of our nation" TOECUTTER

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    why is it if you have gas and take a poop the gas goes away, but you don't see bubbles percolating from the sinker in the bowl?" TinkerinWstuff

    " my gun is a little bit overkill ( maybe to make up for my small penis )" Cundalini

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    "Ya know, Jenna Jameson is actually kinda ugly, and her body ain't nothin' to write home about either."

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimRav View Post
    "Ya know, Jenna Jameson is actually kinda ugly, and her body ain't nothin' to write home about either."
    She was kind of cute long ago before she had all of the grotesque plastic surgery done to her face and body. Now she just looks like the silicone whore she really is.
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    Thanks for the group ride invite but I'd rather stay at home and rake up all the pretty leaves that fell in my yard,


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    thanks for the ride invite but I'd rather stay home and build a chicken coop.
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    thanks for the ride invite but I'd rather stay home and build a chicken coop.
    That was below the belt Crusty!
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