A Line I've almost never Stated................ - Page 4

drewl · 11-04-2009, 10:06 AM

I want the MotoGP tickets for my birthday, but I will be sad if that is all I get. I'd rather have a lot of presents than that one big cool one.

crustyrider · 11-04-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TOE CUTTER

That was below the belt Crusty!

yeah but funny........... hey.I didn't name names

TimRav · 11-04-2009, 10:46 AM

"Ya know, we could use the money for other things, and since my motorcycle mostly just sits in the garage anyway, I've decided to sell it."

drewl · 11-04-2009, 10:49 AM

I wish I didn't have to waste such a beautiful day on this stupid motorcycle.

DANIMAL · 11-04-2009, 11:32 AM

no I won't come in your mouth.

Cyborg · 11-04-2009, 02:02 PM

Yes, I got laid last night

MrJoelieC · 11-10-2009, 03:11 PM

What do you mean the Beer is free?
No Honey I'm just not in the mood for sex.

This is a true story:
At my Bacholor party we went to a strip club. At the end of the evening we piled into our designated driver's Van. There are 8-10 people in this full sized van and were all I'm sure (at least I was) thinking about our favorite stripper of the night ... Out of the Silence one of my good friends says the following:
"Wow.... What a night.... We're all going home... Some of us will go to our wives, or our significant others... We'll walk up to them Kiss them ever so gently, and hold them and say: My darling... I love you so very very much.............. Now Put this Wig on!"

Desiganted driver who was sober almost drove off the rode laughing so hard... Maybe you had to be there... LOL

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11-04-2009, 10:06 AM	#91 (permalink)
drewl Philosphical Adviser Join Date: Nov 2007 Last Online: Yesterday 11:29 PM Location: Susanville, Ca - Find Me! My Ride: 2000 VFR 800 fi View my Photo Gallery Posts: 4,163 Thanks: 132 Thanked 255 Times in 192 Posts	I want the MotoGP tickets for my birthday, but I will be sad if that is all I get. I'd rather have a lot of presents than that one big cool one. __________________ Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151 Ministry of Activity and Participation

11-04-2009, 10:49 AM	#94 (permalink)
drewl Philosphical Adviser Join Date: Nov 2007 Last Online: Yesterday 11:29 PM Location: Susanville, Ca - Find Me! My Ride: 2000 VFR 800 fi View my Photo Gallery Posts: 4,163 Thanks: 132 Thanked 255 Times in 192 Posts	I wish I didn't have to waste such a beautiful day on this stupid motorcycle. __________________ Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151 Ministry of Activity and Participation

11-04-2009, 11:32 AM	#95 (permalink)
DANIMAL Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Last Online: 11-15-2009 07:25 AM Location: Metairie, LA USA - Find Me! My Ride: 2006 VFR800 pearl white 1986 VFR700F2 pearl white(retired- Gone but not forgotten) View my Photo Gallery Posts: 569 Thanks: 4 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	no I won't come in your mouth. __________________ Danimal Drive like Hell you will get there faster. Doh! Mods: Leo Vince CF, PCIII custom Map, BMC air Filter, Chatterbox comms, CW fender Eliminator, ZG Dubl Bubl, Mirror extenders, red LED lights, Sargent Seat, Garmin Etrex GPS, Black Pazzo Shorty Levers, and the list keeps on growing ATGATT LIFETIME Member PROUD MEMBER SIXTH GEN MILITIA 1ST VTEC BATALLION

11-04-2009, 02:02 PM	#96 (permalink)
Cyborg Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Last Online: Today 02:22 AM View my Photo Gallery Posts: 333 Thanks: 2 Thanked 29 Times in 23 Posts	Yes, I got laid last night __________________ Yes, I'm crazy but I'd have to be nuts to admit it... Proud Member - Sixth Gen Militia - 1st VTEC Battalion - 69th Element - OkC, Ok

11-04-2009, 10:46 AM	#93 (permalink)
TimRav Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Last Online: 11-19-2009 09:38 AM Location: NE Ohio My Ride: 2004 Honda VFR Posts: 231 Thanks: 26 Thanked 24 Times in 18 Posts	"Ya know, we could use the money for other things, and since my motorcycle mostly just sits in the garage anyway, I've decided to sell it."

11-10-2009, 03:11 PM	#97 (permalink)
MrJoelieC Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Last Online: Yesterday 08:51 AM Location: Milford NH - Find Me! My Ride: 2002 Honda Intercpeter VFR800 1985 Honda Intercepter VF700F View my Photo Gallery Posts: 262 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	What do you mean the Beer is free? No Honey I'm just not in the mood for sex. This is a true story: At my Bacholor party we went to a strip club. At the end of the evening we piled into our designated driver's Van. There are 8-10 people in this full sized van and were all I'm sure (at least I was) thinking about our favorite stripper of the night ... Out of the Silence one of my good friends says the following: "Wow.... What a night.... We're all going home... Some of us will go to our wives, or our significant others... We'll walk up to them Kiss them ever so gently, and hold them and say: My darling... I love you so very very much.............. Now Put this Wig on!" Desiganted driver who was sober almost drove off the rode laughing so hard... Maybe you had to be there... LOL __________________ Cheers! MrJoelieC Proud Member - Sixth Gen Militia - 1st VTEC Batallion Never underestimate the power of human stupidity...

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