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    A Line I've almost never Stated................

    " That's a nice Harley."
















    ........unless it's any pre-'53 model.

    Last edited by squirrelman; 10-30-2009 at 04:33 PM.



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    Quote Originally Posted by reg71 View Post
    "that tiger tiger thread sure is useful..."



    Although I will say that it is much more useful than the "Laverne or Shirley" thread...

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