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spid6813 · 11-05-2009, 01:33 AM

When you are up to your ass in alligators, it is hard to remember that your original intention was to drain the swamp..

Lgn001 · 11-05-2009, 04:23 AM

That's pretty funny! Is it in reference to anything in particular?

spid6813 · 11-05-2009, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lgn001

That's pretty funny! Is it in reference to anything in particular?

Nope.. Nuggets of knowledge is what this thread is for..

spid6813 · 11-05-2009, 12:21 PM

Following the path of least resistance is what makes men and rivers crooked..

drewl · 11-05-2009, 01:33 PM

Better is the enemy of good.

Nitrousva · 11-05-2009, 01:46 PM

I sink, therfore I swam.

vfourbear · 11-05-2009, 01:52 PM

Those of you that think you know everything are annoying those of us that do.

Pliskin · 11-05-2009, 02:02 PM

I used to think I was perfect, but that would be a flaw and I don't have any flaws.

Badbilly · 11-05-2009, 02:06 PM

A bird in hand will shit on your finger.

Bweiss · 11-05-2009, 04:28 PM

Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning

Bweiss · 11-05-2009, 04:28 PM

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Bweiss · 11-05-2009, 04:29 PM

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

Bweiss · 11-05-2009, 04:30 PM

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

goinphaster · 11-05-2009, 06:31 PM

Man who retires from Marines, leaves buddies behind

goinphaster · 11-05-2009, 06:34 PM

Man who runs in front of car get tired

Man who runs behind car get exhausted

goinphaster · 11-05-2009, 06:39 PM

Aviation has a perfect record- we haven't left one up there yet

Badbilly · 11-05-2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goinphaster

Man who retires from Marines, leaves buddies behind

"Semper Freud"

Knife · 11-05-2009, 08:45 PM

Woman who fly upside down have crack up.

TOE CUTTER · 11-05-2009, 09:47 PM

Right is right and wrong is wrong.Words to live by.

spid6813 · 11-05-2009, 09:52 PM

The important things are always simple.
The simple things are always hard.

volks6000 · 11-05-2009, 10:57 PM

Man who stand on toilet high on pot

Maggot · 11-05-2009, 11:22 PM

I'm smart enough to know I'm not smart enough.

Bweiss · 11-06-2009, 12:10 AM

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Bweiss · 11-06-2009, 12:10 AM

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

Bweiss · 11-06-2009, 12:11 AM

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

Bweiss · 11-06-2009, 12:12 AM

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Bweiss · 11-06-2009, 12:13 AM

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. John Adams

Bweiss · 11-06-2009, 12:14 AM

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.
I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "no."

-Woody Allen

Bweiss · 11-06-2009, 12:14 AM

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Bweiss · 11-06-2009, 12:15 AM

People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird.
Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.

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11-05-2009, 01:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
spid6813 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Last Online: Yesterday 10:38 PM Location: S.E._WI My Ride: 2006_VFR800Fi, 1986_NIGHTHAWK-S, 2003_BUELL-P3. View my Photo Gallery Posts: 172 Thanks: 37 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts	Our Daily Bread When you are up to your ass in alligators, it is hard to remember that your original intention was to drain the swamp..

11-05-2009, 01:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
drewl Philosphical Adviser Join Date: Nov 2007 Last Online: Yesterday 09:51 PM Location: Susanville, Ca - Find Me! My Ride: 2000 VFR 800 fi View my Photo Gallery Posts: 4,162 Thanks: 132 Thanked 255 Times in 192 Posts	Better is the enemy of good. __________________ Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151 Ministry of Activity and Participation

11-05-2009, 01:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
vfourbear monkeyass wackjob Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:49 PM Location: louisville,ky My Ride: 98 VFR 800 View my Photo Gallery Posts: 1,084 Thanks: 74 Thanked 147 Times in 95 Posts	Those of you that think you know everything are annoying those of us that do. __________________ _____________________________________________ 5th Gen: Staintune, Power Commander, Corbin, Givi, Alarm system, Racetech Charter Member: Chat Hooers Union Local 151 "I refuse to be impressed until I see a bass boat with glitter behind your bike"......Toecutter

11-05-2009, 06:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
goinphaster Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Last Online: Today 06:35 AM Location: Lemoore, CA My Ride: 06 VFR800 White, 95 RVF400, 02 CBR954RR, 85 VF500C MAGNA, 83 VF750C MAGNA View my Photo Gallery Posts: 502 Thanks: 9 Thanked 13 Times in 12 Posts	Man who retires from Marines, leaves buddies behind __________________ Tuck in behind me; I'll show you where to crash...... I rode my Bike to Trailer week.

11-05-2009, 04:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lgn001 Uber Guru Join Date: Nov 2007 Last Online: Today 02:09 PM Location: Russian River by Ocean, CA My Ride: 1983 CB1100F 2000 SV650 2007 VFR View my Photo Gallery Posts: 1,306 Thanks: 52 Thanked 82 Times in 67 Posts	That's pretty funny! Is it in reference to anything in particular?

11-05-2009, 12:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
spid6813 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Last Online: Yesterday 10:38 PM Location: S.E._WI My Ride: 2006_VFR800Fi, 1986_NIGHTHAWK-S, 2003_BUELL-P3. View my Photo Gallery Posts: 172 Thanks: 37 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts	Following the path of least resistance is what makes men and rivers crooked..

11-05-2009, 01:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
Nitrousva Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Last Online: 11-18-2009 06:46 PM Location: Richmond My Ride: 1993 VFR 750 1975 CB750/1110cc 1974 CB500 Posts: 124 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	I sink, therfore I swam.

11-05-2009, 02:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
Pliskin Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Last Online: Today 01:41 PM Location: New Jersey - Find Me! My Ride: 2000, Yellow, 2 Brothers High Mount, Corbin Posts: 445 Thanks: 68 Thanked 82 Times in 50 Posts	I used to think I was perfect, but that would be a flaw and I don't have any flaws.

11-05-2009, 02:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
Badbilly Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Last Online: Today 03:59 PM View my Photo Gallery Posts: 789 Thanks: 1 Thanked 54 Times in 44 Posts	A bird in hand will shit on your finger.

11-05-2009, 04:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
Bweiss Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:42 PM Location: Sacramento, Ca My Ride: 1999 VFR800fi Posts: 260 Thanks: 13 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning

11-05-2009, 04:28 PM	#11 (permalink)
Bweiss Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:42 PM Location: Sacramento, Ca My Ride: 1999 VFR800fi Posts: 260 Thanks: 13 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

11-05-2009, 04:29 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bweiss Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:42 PM Location: Sacramento, Ca My Ride: 1999 VFR800fi Posts: 260 Thanks: 13 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

11-05-2009, 04:30 PM	#13 (permalink)
Bweiss Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:42 PM Location: Sacramento, Ca My Ride: 1999 VFR800fi Posts: 260 Thanks: 13 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

11-05-2009, 06:34 PM	#15 (permalink)
goinphaster Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Last Online: Today 06:35 AM Location: Lemoore, CA My Ride: 06 VFR800 White, 95 RVF400, 02 CBR954RR, 85 VF500C MAGNA, 83 VF750C MAGNA View my Photo Gallery Posts: 502 Thanks: 9 Thanked 13 Times in 12 Posts	Man who runs in front of car get tired Man who runs behind car get exhausted __________________ Tuck in behind me; I'll show you where to crash...... I rode my Bike to Trailer week.

11-05-2009, 06:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
goinphaster Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Last Online: Today 06:35 AM Location: Lemoore, CA My Ride: 06 VFR800 White, 95 RVF400, 02 CBR954RR, 85 VF500C MAGNA, 83 VF750C MAGNA View my Photo Gallery Posts: 502 Thanks: 9 Thanked 13 Times in 12 Posts	Aviation has a perfect record- we haven't left one up there yet __________________ Tuck in behind me; I'll show you where to crash...... I rode my Bike to Trailer week.

11-05-2009, 08:45 PM	#18 (permalink)
Knife Uber Guru Join Date: Dec 2007 Last Online: Today 02:41 PM Location: Downingtown, PA 19335 - Find Me! My Ride: 1998 Honda VFR800 View my Photo Gallery Posts: 1,157 Thanks: 90 Thanked 117 Times in 85 Posts	Woman who fly upside down have crack up. __________________ It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. .............Weinberg

11-05-2009, 09:47 PM	#19 (permalink)
TOE CUTTER Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Last Online: Today 04:02 PM Location: Sacramento - Find Me! My Ride: 2007 RWB 1990 RED 1986 750 DRZ 400 View my Photo Gallery Posts: 1,337 Thanks: 75 Thanked 120 Times in 108 Posts	Right is right and wrong is wrong.Words to live by. __________________ Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves. Ronald Reagan

11-05-2009, 09:52 PM	#20 (permalink)
spid6813 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Last Online: Yesterday 10:38 PM Location: S.E._WI My Ride: 2006_VFR800Fi, 1986_NIGHTHAWK-S, 2003_BUELL-P3. View my Photo Gallery Posts: 172 Thanks: 37 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts	The important things are always simple. The simple things are always hard.

11-05-2009, 10:57 PM	#21 (permalink)
volks6000 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Last Online: Today 10:04 AM Location: North Florida - Find Me! My Ride: 84 VF500F View my Photo Gallery Posts: 341 Thanks: 15 Thanked 29 Times in 28 Posts	Man who stand on toilet high on pot

11-05-2009, 11:22 PM	#22 (permalink)
Maggot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Last Online: Today 12:52 AM Location: Park Ridge, IL My Ride: 2007 VFR 800 RWB 1972 CB 750 K2 Rebuilding 2000 RC 51 View my Photo Gallery Posts: 203 Thanks: 31 Thanked 35 Times in 22 Posts	I'm smart enough to know I'm not smart enough.

11-06-2009, 12:10 AM	#23 (permalink)
Bweiss Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:42 PM Location: Sacramento, Ca My Ride: 1999 VFR800fi Posts: 260 Thanks: 13 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

11-06-2009, 12:10 AM	#24 (permalink)
Bweiss Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:42 PM Location: Sacramento, Ca My Ride: 1999 VFR800fi Posts: 260 Thanks: 13 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

11-06-2009, 12:11 AM	#25 (permalink)
Bweiss Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:42 PM Location: Sacramento, Ca My Ride: 1999 VFR800fi Posts: 260 Thanks: 13 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

11-06-2009, 12:12 AM	#26 (permalink)
Bweiss Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:42 PM Location: Sacramento, Ca My Ride: 1999 VFR800fi Posts: 260 Thanks: 13 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

11-06-2009, 12:13 AM	#27 (permalink)
Bweiss Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:42 PM Location: Sacramento, Ca My Ride: 1999 VFR800fi Posts: 260 Thanks: 13 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. John Adams

11-06-2009, 12:14 AM	#28 (permalink)
Bweiss Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:42 PM Location: Sacramento, Ca My Ride: 1999 VFR800fi Posts: 260 Thanks: 13 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "no." -Woody Allen

11-06-2009, 12:14 AM	#29 (permalink)
Bweiss Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:42 PM Location: Sacramento, Ca My Ride: 1999 VFR800fi Posts: 260 Thanks: 13 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

11-06-2009, 12:15 AM	#30 (permalink)
Bweiss Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Last Online: Today 01:42 PM Location: Sacramento, Ca My Ride: 1999 VFR800fi Posts: 260 Thanks: 13 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.

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