vfourbear (11-05-2009)
When you are up to your ass in alligators, it is hard to remember that your original intention was to drain the swamp..
That's pretty funny! Is it in reference to anything in particular?
Following the path of least resistance is what makes men and rivers crooked..

Better is the enemy of good.
Shop Steward:Chat Hooers Union, Local 151
Ministry of Activity and Participation
Mountain Lifeflight 3, 11-14-09
I sink, therfore I swam.
vfourbear (11-05-2009)

Those of you that think you know everything are annoying those of us that do.
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The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool
All I say is by way of discourse, and nothing by way of advice. I should not speak so boldly if it were my due to be believed......Montaigne
Charter Member: Chat Hooers Union Local 151
I used to think I was perfect, but that would be a flaw and I don't have any flaws.
A bird in hand will shit on your finger.

Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who retires from Marines, leaves buddies behind![]()
Tuck in behind me; I'll show you where to crash......
I rode my Bike to Trailer week.
spid6813 (11-05-2009)
Man who runs in front of car get tired
Man who runs behind car get exhausted
Tuck in behind me; I'll show you where to crash......
I rode my Bike to Trailer week.
Cundalini (11-06-2009)
Aviation has a perfect record- we haven't left one up there yet
Tuck in behind me; I'll show you where to crash......
I rode my Bike to Trailer week.
Woman who fly upside down have crack up.
"We're becoming more juvenile as a nation. The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits." - Clint Eastwood (2009)

Right is right and wrong is wrong.Words to live by.
"This shit's getting way too complicated for me" Barack Obama
The important things are always simple.
The simple things are always hard.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot
I'm smart enough to know I'm not smart enough.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
02 VFR Rider (11-12-2009), Cundalini (11-06-2009)

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. John Adams

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.
I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "no."
-Woody Allen

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird.
Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.
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