When you are up to your ass in alligators, it is hard to remember that your original intention was to drain the swamp..
When you are up to your ass in alligators, it is hard to remember that your original intention was to drain the swamp..
That's pretty funny! Is it in reference to anything in particular?

Better is the enemy of good.
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I sink, therfore I swam.
vfourbear (11-05-2009)
Those of you that think you know everything are annoying those of us that do.
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The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool
All I say is by way of discourse, and nothing by way of advice. I should not speak so boldly if it were my due to be believed......Montaigne
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I used to think I was perfect, but that would be a flaw and I don't have any flaws.
A bird in hand will shit on your finger.

Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
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Tuck in behind me; I'll show you where to crash......
I rode my Bike to Trailer week.
Man who runs in front of car get tired
Man who runs behind car get exhausted
Tuck in behind me; I'll show you where to crash......
I rode my Bike to Trailer week.
Cundalini (11-06-2009)
Aviation has a perfect record- we haven't left one up there yet
Tuck in behind me; I'll show you where to crash......
I rode my Bike to Trailer week.

Right is right and wrong is wrong.Words to live by.
I am nuttier than a squirrel turd "Nancy Pelosi"
My theme music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r-M9gipm9s
Only a motorcycle rider knows why a dog sticks his head out a car window.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot
I'm smart enough to know I'm not smart enough.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
monk69 (11-06-2009)

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. John Adams

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.
I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "no."
-Woody Allen

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird.
Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
2006 Pearl White
K&N filter
Scorpion exhaust
Honda saddlebags
Michelin CT2's
6th Gen Militia/1st Vtec Battalion/Pearl White Division #241
racing isn't half as scary as saying 'I do'
Peeing standing up rules!
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We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
"An action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless." - Soichiro Honda
"The only safe way to life is to assume that everyone has an ulterior motive." - MrDen
Yes, I am. Yes, I have. No, you may not.
Don't burn the day away...
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Progress is never accomplished in Congress
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