Our Daily Bread

[spid6813]

When you are up to your ass in alligators, it is hard to remember that your original intention was to drain the swamp..

[Lgn001]

That's pretty funny! Is it in reference to anything in particular?

[drewl]

Better is the enemy of good.

[Nitrousva]

I sink, therfore I swam.

[vfourbear]

Those of you that think you know everything are annoying those of us that do.

[Pliskin]

I used to think I was perfect, but that would be a flaw and I don't have any flaws.

[Badbilly]

A bird in hand will shit on your finger.

[Bweiss]

Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning

[Bweiss]

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

[Bweiss]

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

[Bweiss]

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

[goinphaster]

Man who retires from Marines, leaves buddies behind

[goinphaster]

Man who runs in front of car get tired

Man who runs behind car get exhausted

[goinphaster]

Aviation has a perfect record- we haven't left one up there yet

[Badbilly]

Man who retires from Marines, leaves buddies behind

"Semper Freud"

[Knife]

Woman who fly upside down have crack up.

[TOE CUTTER]

Right is right and wrong is wrong.Words to live by.

[volks6000]

Man who stand on toilet high on pot

[Maggot]

I'm smart enough to know I'm not smart enough.

[Bweiss]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

[Bweiss]

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

[Bweiss]

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

[Bweiss]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

[Bweiss]

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. John Adams

[Bweiss]

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.
I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "no."

-Woody Allen

[Bweiss]

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

[Bweiss]

People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird.
Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.

[Keager]

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

[MrDen]

"An action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless." - Soichiro Honda

"The only safe way to life is to assume that everyone has an ulterior motive." - MrDen

[34468 Randy]

Progress is never accomplished in Congress