New Girl (+ First Ride Report)

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  1. derstuka

    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    ...and yes, it did come with a diamond Starbucks membership card, as that is the only place I plan to ride it! :ass: Also, no, I do NOT plan on ever being being Viffer free! I just wanted another adv bike (sold my XR last year) and this is better for long distance than that one. Now me, Reggie and Long can all hang out at Starbucks together.

    My fellow degenerates, I present to you, my new girl:

    2010 BMW F800GS 10k miles.
    Is loaded to the gills with accessories, pipe, lights...only thing it is missing is my latte holder. She has been babied and is a total cream puff.

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  2. derstuka

    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    Ill get some better outdoor pics later. I haven't had anytime to ride the girl yet.
     
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    Soooooooo drooooling....
    I just love the red saddle.

    Congratulations, what a beauty!!
    Can't wait to see some awesome photos of you two out and about!!!!
     
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    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    Thanks AM. She sure is a head turner. I need to download the exhaust sound clip to youtube, as that pipe sounds wicked on it. I'll tell you one thing, she sure turns some heads on the street. Hubba hubba....

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    ...but still, I think she will like to get dirty, I mean, maybe I will hit a mud puddle on the driveway going into Starbucks and that way the peeps will see how extreme that I am.
     
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    Nice ride. Go get that thing dirty!
     
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    Very nice .... you are definitely getting old. ;)
     
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    Nice looking ride bro!! It's about time y'all made your coming out intro!! Now you just need that yuppie headlight wiper....:playful:
     
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    NICE! Congrats Stuka, maybe this one will do better when hitting those hidden ditches!
     
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    I officially name her Helga. Great name for a rugged German girl.
     
  10. derstuka

    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    Can she at least be a "HAAWWT" Helga?
     
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    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    They have those at Starbucks?!!!! :shocked:

    Screw that, I am staying home and polishing it like ducky...
     
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    Your knob? lol

    I really like the new bike.
     
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    Pretty Cool Jason, I'll give ya a nood. But, Helga? come on now. She's looking more like a Zelda, just saying, congrats man.
     
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    Perhaps I should create a name my girl thread....hmmmmmmm
     
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    Whaddya think I did for the first 4 hours that I had her? Good thing I had leftover slick50 to avoid chaffing....
     
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    I like Olga better ...
     
  18. derstuka

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    How about Bernadette?
     
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    J names!!

    Jason and Jolie
    Jason and Jennie

    But not Jen. I'm Jen.


    Sent from my SM-G930T using Tapatalk
     
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    Jason and Jezebel???
     
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