Reggie's Roadhouse Roundup Part III -April 3rd-5th, 2009

[reg71]

Just wondering if there's any more bed space left. I'll be riding down with drewl. Cant friggin wait!

We have plenty of room, but it might be an inflatable mattress by this time. I am not 100% that every actual bed has been taken, but it's close. We still are planning on getting some inflatables from people so it shouldn't be a big. Besides if it's like last time, hardly anyone ended up sleeping where they planned. Some just "slept" wherever they happened to fall.

[reg71]

After last years suggestion box got full (by suggestion box, I mean my ear) of complaints about the facilities by some of our er shall we say less RURAL members I decided on a radical redesign of the facilities.

Some of you may remember our previous facilities:


Come we me as we delve into plumbing 101.

I conducted extensive research into the history of plumbing, waste removal and septic systems including countless hours of research into urinating different types of beer into various outlets. After comparing urine removal options to funding options, I came up with what I decided is a brilliant upscale voiding station.

First off, we need something for the urine to go to:



Now this particular 5 gal bucket is sitting in a hole manually dug by my senior plumbing engineer, namely myself. After tossing a few rocks down into the hold and drilling a few holes into the bucket, I pronounced it formally a septic tank.

Next up, we need pipe to take said waste materials to said septic tank. Lucky for me I just happen to have lots and lots of extra black pipe laying around from my last er plumbing experiment. Now, I happened to have a piece of 2" that already had a trap in it so I cut it to fit and the stuck an el in the end and cut a hole through this sophisticated covering mechanism that we'll refer to as particle board.




Now, before proceeding, I decided I should clean it up a bit by burying the facilities just like in a real loo.



Next, I decided that aiming for the opening on this particular setup might be a little difficult after the festivities get started so I conducted extensive research into the proper urinal type container. By extensive research I mean I walked all around the house looking for an empty bucket of some type and settled on a detergent bottle. It just so happens that the lid on the large detergent jugs are just shy of 2" and with a little persuasion can fit right in the pipe.



After this I pronounced her good to go. Even gave it a trial run. The trap should keep down the odor. That is presuming you guys can more or less keep the pee in the bucket and off my fence! And just for those of you who are nostaligic about the old facilities, I saved the sign:



I love it when a plan comes together...

[drewl]

Dude, you spoil us.
Now that it has a funnel it can be used by females as well. If they need on how to use it, I can give free professional advice.

[crustyrider]

Dude, you spoil us.
Now that it has a funnel it can be used by females as well. If they need on how to use it, I can give free professional advice.

According to my better half(and wiser half) women can pee standing up all it takes is the correct pelvic tilt and practice.... boom alls good.

By the way,, you forgot to make it ADA compliant. There may be some folks there that may need a hand standing up that long to urinate(lack of bladder control mostly, or old man syndrome) a simple handrail I feel would suffice

[reg71]

bedeeep bedeeep beeeep BEEP... WE interrupt you day for this import announcement:::::::::


Ok, the preparations continue. After sitting out in the garage all winter, my ball got pretty dirty, especially when I played with it with dirty hands. Anyway today I pulled out the arcade table and cleaned the ball and made it all nice and shiny white. Then I proceeded to test it playing GoldenTee 3D for 9 holes. It's working pretty good. Take a look:



I also have been working a little more on the side art. I need more paint, though so who knows if it'll be finished by the time you guys make it here.



Let's see what else did I do today... Oh, I tested the kegerator again. It still seems to be functioning at optimal capacity although being the perfectionist that I am I will proceed to test it periodically. (daily)

I now return you to your regularly scheduled boredom.

[cebuVFR]

After last years suggestion box got full (by suggestion box, I mean my ear) of complaints about the facilities by some of our er shall we say less RURAL members I decided on a radical redesign of the facilities.


After this I pronounced her good to go. Even gave it a trial run. The trap should keep down the odor. That is presuming you guys can more or less keep the pee in the bucket and off my fence! And just for those of you who are nostaligic about the old facilities, I saved the sign:



I love it when a plan comes together...

Ingenious!

[SLOVFR]

Is there any urinal cakes in the new facilities? also it looks almost poop worthy, who will be the first? Is there any plans to install one in the Living room as a second indoor unit?

If you can also add a magazine rack or maybe a framed daily newspaper to read.

[soundmaster31]

wow....just wow.

Does that fence lead to a nasty neighbor's yard? If so, funnel it there.


Almost want to make the 3400 mile trip just to say I used the facilities...almost.

[drewl]

It was worth it last time. Should be worth it again.

[MrDen]

Reg, you are my new hero.

[reg71]

Reg, you are my new hero.

thank you MrDen. It is nice to have a fan...especially when you have kids that help remind you daily that you are nothing to be proud of!

[Scubalong]

Reg......Brilliant

[Bweiss]

i keep reading things about last year...and seeing you guys gear up for this year.........and...i can't wait! lets just hope the weather is all good

[aiRx]

so what are the exact dates?

[JTC]

<32 days and counting. I have taken the liberty of testing, tasting and stocking up on samples of the finest top shelf liqours and cigars in the land for our event. I must say.... I'M HAVING ONE HELL OF A FUN TIME DOING SO.

[Bubba Zanetti]

Is there any urinal cakes in the new facilities? also it looks almost poop worthy, who will be the first? Is there any plans to install one in the Living room as a second indoor unit?

If you can also add a magazine rack or maybe a framed daily newspaper to read.

Just don't EAT the urinal cakes...unless it's your birthday

[SLOVFR]

Come on LONG !!! You started this thread you might as well update the first post with dates and sleeping arrangements, hotels, what to bring ...

[drewl]

The dates are April 3,4,5(Fri-Sun). Some of us are planning on getting there on Thursday for the pre event festivities.
Sleeping arrangements are going fast so look for the bed list above and claim a spot.

[SilverSurfer800]

Is this what you're looking for SLOVFR?

here's bed list as far as I know:

basement twin bed#1:----------Randy;Presidential Prime Minister
basement twin bed#2:----------Long; (Scubalong)
garage loft twin:------------------Bob (Dudealiscious)
garage loft futon:-----------------Casey (nepix)
garage Queen:--------------------Mystery Guest
garage couch:------------------- ***RECENTLY ADDED***
camper full:-----------------------SilverSurfer (Wayne)
camper twin:---------------------Drewl
camper loft(light person only):-----cebuVFR
unknown sleeping destination:-----JTC
couch:-----------------------------***quite comfortable actually***
loveseat:---------------------------***must be vertically challenged or good and drunk***
recliner:----------------------------***according to silver surfer, it makes a fine bed*** Yes SS800 agrees!
LR floor:----------------------------***workin on inflatable mattress for this***
whirlpool tub:---------------------taken
wooden casket:-------------------first come first served

Brian's Casa:
Brian, VFRChick ---- MBR
Guest Twin ------------ still open
Couch ------------------- large enough for adult

Tori's Casa:
Tori and Suzy ------ MBR
Guest room-------- still available I think
Couch --------------- available I think

[SLOVFR]

Good start but we should have it on the first page/first post so people can find it easier along with the actual dates.

[socalmike]

Reg71 you have a pm. ~mike

[JTC]

Good start but we should have it on the first page/first post so people can find it easier along with the actual dates.

You mean this isn't the 1st page. My screne says page 1 of 11. Why is my VFRWORLD bassackwards?

[SLOav8r]

The dates are April 3,4,5(Fri-Sun). Some of us are planning on getting there on Thursday for the pre event festivities.
Sleeping arrangements are going fast so look for the bed list above and claim a spot.

Was just going to axe what the final dates were. Going to actually get off my ass and work on the VFR so I don't get laughed at again.

Lots of stuff up in there air for me, new work schedule (new job, TBA) might screw with everything. We shall see.

[drewl]

Lots of stuff up in there air for me, new work schedule (new job, TBA) might screw with everything. We shall see.

Hee hee. Up in the air. He's a pilot!!! ah ha ha ha.

[reg71]

TO ALL ATTENDEES:


Please look at this list and see if I have you on it... Let me know if you are expecting to stay here and I'll figure out where to put you...

here's bed list as far as I know:

basement twin bed#1:----------Randy;Presidential Prime Minister
basement twin bed#2:----------Long; (Scubalong)
garage loft twin:------------------Bob (Dudealiscious)
garage loft futon:-----------------Casey (nepix)
garage Queen:--------------------Mystery Guest
garage couch:------------------- Bweiss
camper full:-----------------------SilverSurfer (Wayne)
camper twin:---------------------Drewl
camper loft(light person only):-----cebuVFR
unknown sleeping destination:-----JTC
couch:-----------------------------Toe Cutter
loveseat:---------------------------***must be vertically challenged or good and drunk***
recliner:----------------------------***according to silver surfer, it makes a fine bed*** Yes SS800 agrees!
LR floor:----------------------------***workin on inflatable mattress for this***
whirlpool tub:---------------------taken
wooden casket:-------------------first come first served

Brian's Casa:
Brian, VFRChick ---- MBR
Guest Twin ------------ still open
Couch ------------------- large enough for adult

Tori's Casa:
Tori and Suzy ------ MBR
Guest room-------- still available I think
Couch --------------- available I think

Please look at this list and see if I have you on it... Let me know if you are expecting to stay here and I'll figure out where to put you...

[aiRx]

The dates are April 3,4,5(Fri-Sun). Some of us are planning on getting there on Thursday for the pre event festivities.
Sleeping arrangements are going fast so look for the bed list above and claim a spot.

thanks drewl

[Scubalong]

Come on LONG !!! You started this thread you might as well update the first post with dates and sleeping arrangements, hotels, what to bring ...

The thread had been up dated. BTW I left some good stuff for you at Karen. We have a great time and Karen still one piece I did not touch her I Squear

Reggie's Roadhouse Roundup Part III -April 3rd-5th, 2009

[Chuckman49]

Sorry guys, I'm out! FU*#^#$( WORK!! I'm too pissed off to type right now...

[34468 Randy]

Sorry to hear that Chuckie. Save this one for the Second Annual PITA Awards next February.


BTW Reggie. I may have a sleeping solution:

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[Marrib]

I'm still planning on bringing the burb. And sleeping in the burb (sharpie free environment). Trailering out the bike. Probably pick up VFRChick in Boron. Too bad no one else from Tucs/Phx wants to go.