Thursday Funny NVFRC

I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W
and was standing in line at the check-out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty
Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs
before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was
going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line
was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who
was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her
no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road
licking my dick and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
....why else would I buy dog food??

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Steve "Spider" Enfield
87 VFR 750
Sydney, Australia
www.ozvfr.net
:-)

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