I know you all hate this stuff so here is. NVFRC

52
things you would love to say out loud at work


1. I can see your
point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.

2. I don't know what your
problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is
never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to
humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once
you people learn to see it my way.

6. Who lit the fuse on your
tampon?

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
message.

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds
like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhhh. I
see the f ***-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you. You remind
me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my
inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision;
I just don't give a sh*t.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape
over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I
had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by
your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you
doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any
resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.

19.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!

20. I'm not being rude. You're just
insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to
burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
ceremonial.

23. And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would
be?

24. Do I look like a f****** people person to you?

25. This
isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out
with nothing and I still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one
more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you
leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30.
Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.

31. Oh I get it.
Like humour, but different.........

32. An office is just a mental
institute without the padded walls.

33. Can I swap this job for what's
behind door .........1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough
circuses.

35. Nice perfume (or aftershave). Must you marinate in
it?

36. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

37.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career;
it turns out I just needed the money.

39. I'll try being nicer if
you'll try being more intelligent.

40. Wait a minute - I'm trying to
imagine you with a personality.

41. Aren't you a black hole of
need.

42. I'd like to help you out, which way did you come
in?

43. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

44.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

45. If
you have something to say raise your hand.........then place it over your
mouth.

46. I'm too busy, can I ignore you some other time?

47.
Don't let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own.

48.
Have a nice day, somewhere else.

49. You're not yourself today, I
noticed the improvement straight away.

50. You are as pretty as a
picture, I'd really like to hang you.

51. Don't believe everything you
think.

52. Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one
caring.



*****************************************
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87 VFR 750
Sydney, Australia
www.ozvfr.net
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i never thought the day would come when someone actually contributed less to this List with posts than i do...
congrats Spider; you are now the most useless of the thousands amongst us.
well done!

Lou
SF, CA
-------------- Original message --------------
From: "Steve "Spider" Enfield"

52
things you would love to say out loud at work


1. I can see your
point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.

2. I don't know what your
problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is
never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to
humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once
you people learn to see it my way.

6. Who lit the fuse on your
tampon?

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
message.

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds
like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhhh. I
see the f ***-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you. You remind
me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my
inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision;
I just don't give a sh*t.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape
over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I
had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by
your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you
doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any
resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.

19.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!

20. I'm not being rude. You're just
insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to
burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
ceremonial.

23. And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would
be?

24. Do I look like a f****** people person to you?

25. This
isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out
with nothing and I still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one
more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you
leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30.
Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.

31. Oh I get it.
Like humour, but different.........

32. An office is just a mental
institute without the padded walls.

33. Can I swap this job for what's
behind door ........1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough
circuses.

35. Nice perfume (or aftershave). Must you marinate in
it?

36. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

37.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career;
it turns out I just needed the money.

39. I'll try being nicer if
you'll try being more intelligent.

40. Wait a minute - I'm trying to
imagine you with a personality.

41. Aren't you a black hole of
need.

42. I'd like to help you out, which way did you come
in?

43. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

44.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

45. If
you have something to say raise your hand.........then place it over your
mouth.

46. I'm too busy, can I ignore you some other time?

47.
Don't let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own.

48.
Have a nice day, somewhere else.

49. You're not yourself today, I
noticed the improvement straight away.

50. You are as pretty as a
picture, I'd really like to hang you.

51. Don't believe everything you
think.

52. Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one
caring.


*****************************************
Steve "Spider" Enfield
87 VFR 750
Sydney, Australia
www.ozvfr.net
:-)
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Bah, those people who respond to Lou's posts to keep the fires burning,
they're more useless.

Hrm.

-m-

On Fri, Aug 15, 2008 at 11:06 PM, wrote:

> i never thought the day would come when someone actually contributed less
> to this List with posts than i do...
> congrats Spider; you are now the most useless of the thousands amongst us.
> well done!
>
> Lou
> SF, CA
>

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Should we pull Bird back in here and REALLY liven up the joint?



-----Original Message-----
From: vfr-bounces@xxxxxx [mailto:vfr-bounces@xxxxxx]
On Behalf Of Matthew Kershaw
Sent: Friday, August 15, 2008 11:19 PM
To: !vfr
Subject: Re: I know you all hate this stuff so here is. NVFRC


Bah, those people who respond to Lou's posts to keep the fires
burning, they're more useless.

Hrm.

-m-


On Fri, Aug 15, 2008 at 11:06 PM, wrote:


i never thought the day would come when someone actually
contributed less to this List with posts than i do...
congrats Spider; you are now the most useless of the
thousands amongst us.
well done!

Lou
SF, CA



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I do have new mirrors on my 87 VFR now off a CBF 1000 using Paul's Stainless Steel spacer/risers!
:-)
----- Original Message -----
From: lguttilla@xxxxxx
To: vfr@xxxxxx
Sent: Saturday, August 16, 2008 1:06 PM
Subject: Re: I know you all hate this stuff so here is. NVFRC


i never thought the day would come when someone actually contributed less to this List with posts than i do...
congrats Spider; you are now the most useless of the thousands amongst us.
well done!

Lou
SF, CA
-------------- Original message --------------
From: "Steve "Spider" Enfield"

52
things you would love to say out loud at work


1. I can see your
point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.

2. I don't know what your
problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is
never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to
humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once
you people learn to see it my way.

6. Who lit the fuse on your
tampon?

7. I'm out of my! mind, but feel free to leave a
message.

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds
like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhhh. I
see the f ***-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you. You remind
me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my
inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision;
I just don't give a sh*t.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape
over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I
had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by
your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you
doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any
resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.

19.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!

20. I'm not being rude. You're just
insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to
burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
ceremonial.

23. And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would
be?

24. Do I look like a f****** people person to you?

25. This
isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out
with nothing and I still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one
more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you
leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30.
Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.

31. Oh I get it.
Like humour, but differen! t...... ...

32. An office is just a mental
institute without the padded walls.

33. Can I swap this job for what's
behind door ........1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough
circuses.

35. Nice perfume (or aftershave). Must you marinate in
it?

36. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

37.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career;
it turns out I just needed the money.

39. I'll try being nicer if
you'll try being more intelligent.

40. Wait a minute - I'm trying to
imagine you with a personality.

41. Aren't you a black hole of
need.

42. I'd like to help you out, which way did you come
in?

43. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

44.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

45. If
you have something to say raise your hand.........then place it over your
mouth.

4! 6. I'm too busy, can I ignore you some other time?

47.
Don't let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own.

48.
Have a nice day, somewhere else.

49. You're not yourself today, I
noticed the improvement straight away.

50. You are as pretty as a
picture, I'd really like to hang you.

51. Don't believe everything you
think.

52. Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one
caring.



*****************************************
Steve "Spider" Enfield
87 VFR 750
Sydney, Australia
www.ozvfr.net
:-)
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MessageFunny you should say that, I was chatting via email with him today!
:-)
----- Original Message -----
From: Brad Berson
To: vfr@xxxxxx
Sent: Saturday, August 16, 2008 1:22 PM
Subject: RE: I know you all hate this stuff so here is. NVFRC


Should we pull Bird back in here and REALLY liven up the joint?


-----Original Message-----
From: vfr-bounces@xxxxxx [mailto:vfr-bounces@xxxxxx] On Behalf Of Matthew Kershaw
Sent: Friday, August 15, 2008 11:19 PM
To: !vfr
Subject: Re: I know you all hate this stuff so here is. NVFRC


Bah, those people who respond to Lou's posts to keep the fires burning, they're more useless.

Hrm.

-m-


On Fri, Aug 15, 2008 at 11:06 PM, wrote:

i never thought the day would come when someone actually contributed less to this List with posts than i do...
congrats Spider; you are now the most useless of the thousands amongst us.
well done!

Lou
SF, CA


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