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Discussion in 'Anything Goes' started by 34468 Randy, Sep 28, 2008.

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    Talk about freakin' Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder...

    I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for
    several months, I was hot and horny, pulsing with anticipation, and looking forward to a night

    of hot passionate sex with her.

    Unfortunately, after her shower, she came out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped round her head, and I shot her.
     
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    Oscar Pittorious tried a similar defence, didn't end too well for him.
     
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    Canada and Saudi Arabia are in a political tit for tat right now. Our liberal government tweeted some stupid comment about their handling of political activists over there who were jailed. Even though I agree with the sentiment, it is non of our business who they run their country. Damned Turdeau and his feminist outlook on life
     
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    THE PICKLE FACTORY
    Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own.

    A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?"

    "Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

    His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?"

    "I got fired."

    "No, Bill -- I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

    "Oh, um, she got fired, too."
     
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    Pain in the ass when you want to go for a ride!
     
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    Sad to say, it took me a few more seconds than it should have to realize that the answer was "The Space Bar"

    :Redface:
     
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    Lol
    Where you hanging out with the drinking dog?
     
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    You can tell by his posture he's a new rider.

    No gear, GSXR, inexperience what could possibly go wrong....

    Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
     
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    I just love this.
     
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