The Women of VFRWorld - Please Check in

Discussion in 'General VFR Discussions' started by derstuka, Oct 11, 2014.

  1. A.M

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    This is hilarious!!!!

    Thanks for bringing up a funny post!

    Reminds me... I've always had a water bottle that I labeled with a sharpie: Cat-B-Gone

    Keeps a cat away from stuff.
    Maybe I bring it here if Unleashing shows again.
     
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    Duccman, can you ship a can of that internationally?
     
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    You betcha
    Think Stuka ordered a case, I'll ask


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    I labeled with a sharpie: Cat-Be-Gone

    Now you just need a bottle with assholes be gone RIGHT?


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    New age PC dictates inclusiveness. This two gender thing is oot the window. aka defenestrated. This whole thread should include among others, Hyperindividuals, Pansexuals, Aromantics, Asexuals, Genderqueer and two spirit.

    Lets not allow those Harley_______, get ahead of us. Harleydoods became famous for their cry of "Show us your tits!". I suggest we counter with, "Show us your hardware!" (or software, as it applies)
     
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    Don't forget the Seatsniffersexuals
     
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    Just a suggestion, I wouldn't want to rub someone's nose innit.. ;)
     
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    Yes, please!!

    Now what would the bottle look like?
     
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    Poor Boots ..... :disturbed:
     
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    It's not a bottle. It's the face women make when I try to talk to them. Tight lipped "smile" and their nose wrinkled like they just smelled something foul.

    Alas, like water bottles and cats (Nono never minded being wet, so the bottle didn't work to train her) asshole-be-gone is not a 100% effective repellent.
     
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    There are two separate issues here IMO. The first, about the bad smell, may be nothing more than a dietary or hygienic problem. Issue #2 the more serious, could involve surgery. I see no reason that if this was done and after an appropriate recovery time, a colostomy bag could not be adapted to a CanAm.
     
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    Found a great VF/VFR women-written book at one of the many sales i attend annually !

    "DeeTours", by Dee Gagnon, wherein which a 30-something unusually brave lady takes on a 100-day ride through the West on a VF500 on a 17 thousand mile round-trip from her Massachusetts home and encounters adventures both 'cycle-related and philosophical on a trip of self-discovery and appreciation of freedom and the American landscape on a limited budget. Good read for touring riders, ladies, WOW members. Male readers may learn a few subtle items of female psychology not usually available. :tickled_pink:

    A "Must read" for our A.M.


    ISBN 0-9702122-0-8
     
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    https://smile.amazon.com/DeeTours-Dee-Gagnon/dp/0970212208/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1490234393&sr=8-1&keywords=0970212208
     
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    Even for the dudes who know everything aboot women and bikes? ;)
     
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    I'll give you the bikes, call bullshit on the women though.

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    Nelix, just showed that to the wife--- OOPS
    You guys with menopausal women know what I'm talking about


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    I think there are a few menopausal dudes here too getting ready to switch over to Harleys.
     
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    I don't know if she's on VFRWorld or not, but I met the nicest woman Saturday while my bike was in for service. She had a 2014 red VFR that was also being serviced - Rebecca I think her name was, she also had a dedicated track bike, and at least one other. Had a great discussion with her about the VFR.
     
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    Hi Mike! I think we did meet at the Willy World Cycles! What a SMALL world this is! I actually have been on this forum since I was searching for a replacement for my F800GT, but was mostly lurking at that time! You mentioned the track and I actually took out my VFR for a couple of sessions on Labor Day weekend and had a blast! But, as I started to grind down the peg feelers I knew it was time to jump back on my S1000RR. LOL

    It was great to meet you by the way!
     

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    Great photos, Rebs!!!!
     
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