You Know You're Getting Old When:

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  1. RobVG

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    That's commonly called a "shart".
     
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    You know you're getting old when one huge fart throws your back out for days.
     
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    AKA -gambling and losing .
     
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    Yes, I have heard of and tried the shart. No bueno.
    If you like to gamble. Lemmy is your man.
    You win some, you lose some, it's all the same to me. :Lol:
     
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    you get more enjoyment from a good shit than sex..


    I was 17 when a older gentleman told me that 35yrs ago...thought it was funny then, now even funnier
     
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    You know you're getting old when you read @34468 Randy signature 3 times before it registers Iron Butt Association instead of Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
     
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    Aaaaahm. Both apply.
     
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    You know you're getting old when you are getting thicker than your hair
     
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    You know your getting older when, um, wait, what? Say what were we talking about? ..


    Lol... Recall kinda goes south when you least expect it. Damnit.
     
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