Discussion in 'Anything Goes' started by 34468 Randy, Jul 11, 2012.
That's commonly called a "shart".
You know you're getting old when one huge fart throws your back out for days.
AKA -gambling and losing .
Yes, I have heard of and tried the shart. No bueno.
If you like to gamble. Lemmy is your man.
You win some, you lose some, it's all the same to me.
you get more enjoyment from a good shit than sex..
I was 17 when a older gentleman told me that 35yrs ago...thought it was funny then, now even funnier
You know you're getting old when you read @34468 Randy signature 3 times before it registers Iron Butt Association instead of Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Aaaaahm. Both apply.
You know you're getting old when you are getting thicker than your hair
You know your getting older when, um, wait, what? Say what were we talking about? ..
Lol... Recall kinda goes south when you least expect it. Damnit.
You know you're getting old when someone says, "you need the spoon" you know what that means.
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