I'm incapable of being unhip, I was born in the wrong gender and I my way of entertaining includes transvestism. Right on point! Made me laugh.
"Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20) You are conservative type of rider and are afraid of taking risks or go for a long ride. Basically you are chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should plow you –and your ride- into a concrete wall" Spot on