You Know You're Getting Old When:

Yopu know you're getting old when you become a chick magnet at Denny's...

 

And Party lines....do you remember them? We never had one ourselves but I do remember others having them.

 

Any of you old dudes get hot over Betty White? That is old.

 

I'll be her gigolo. She's got money

 

Puff Puff Give Smokie.

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Rollin

 

Roland must be old, and retired. Who else has that kind of time on their hands?

 

You know you're getting older when bucket lists become things to do lists. Its not all that bad though. You can look back and see how much you have achieved and for all of us, how much we have enjoyed our sport. I for one do look forward to the ride, and the nap afterwards. Ride(and sleep) Well...

 

Bing Crosby - Just a Gigolo (Casucci), 1931 - YouTube

 

Or when you have worked on your bucket list and it wont even fit in a cup.... or a shot glass.

 

When your bucket list is done and you kick it, you won't give a shit about being old anymore.

 

I just changed the first letter on the bucket list label and all is good.

 

Unless the first letter is an "S". lol.

 

Buckles Tit
Buckle Tits
Buckets Lit
Bucket List
Bucket Silt
Bucket Slit
Bucks Title
Buck Titles
Bustle Tick
Bluets Tick
Bluest Tick
Subtle Tick
Sublet Tick
Bluet Stick
Bluet Ticks
Buttes Lick
Butte Slick
Butte Licks
Bilk Cutest
Tubs Tickle
Bust Tickle
Stub Tickle
Butt Sickle
But Tickles
Tub Tickles
Beck Tilt Us
Beck It Slut
Beck It Lust
Beck Ti Slut
Beck Ti Lust
Bucks El Tit
Bucks Let It
Bucks Let Ti
Buck El Tits
Buck Lest It
Buck Lest Ti
Buck Lets It
Buck Lets Ti
Buck Let Tis
Buck Let Its
Buck Let Sit
Buck Set Lit
Club Set Kit
Cubs Elk Tit
Cubs Let Kit
Cub Elk Tits
Cub Elks Tit
Cub Lest Kit
Cub Lets Kit
Cub Let Skit
Cub Let Kits
Cub Set Kilt
Cub Stet Ilk
Cub Test Ilk
Be Lick Tuts
Be Slick Tut
Be Licks Tut
Be Tick Slut
Be Tick Lust
Be Lucks Tit
Be Luck Tits
Be Stuck Lit
Be Tucks Lit
Be Suck Tilt
Be Tuck List
Be Tuck Silt
Be Tuck Slit
Be Cults Kit
Be Cult Skit
Be Cult Kits
Be Cuts Kilt
Be Cut Kilts
Blest Tuck I
Belts Tuck I
Belt Tick Us
Belt Stuck I
Belt Tucks I
Belt Suck It
Belt Suck Ti
Belt Tuck Is
Belt Cut Ski
Bets Luck It
Bets Luck Ti
Bets Cut Ilk
Best Luck It
Best Luck Ti
Best Cut Ilk
Bet Tic Sulk
Bet Lucks It
Bet Lucks Ti
Bet Luck Tis
Bet Luck Its
Bet Luck Sit
Bet Suck Lit
Bet Cult Ski
Bet Cuts Ilk
Bet Cut Silk
Bet Cut Ilks
Bi Luck Stet
Bi Luck Test
Bi Stuck Let
Bi Tucks Let
Bi Tuck Lest
Bi Tuck Lets
Bilk Sec Tut
Bilk Cut Set
Lib Tuck Set
Bis Tuck Let
Bits Tuck El
Bits Cut Elk
Bit Luck Set
Bit Stuck El
Bit Tucks El
Bit Suck Let
Bit Cuts Elk
Bit Cut Elks
Bulk Sec Tit
Bulk Sect It
Bulk Sect Ti
Bulk Tic Set
Tubs Tick El
Tubs Tic Elk
Bust Tick El
Bust Tic Elk
Stub Tick El
Stub Tic Elk
Sub Tick Let
Bus Tick Let
Butt Sec Ilk
Butt Sick El
Butt Sic Elk
But Sec Kilt
But Sect Ilk
But Lick Set
But Sick Let
But Stick El
But Ticks El
But Tics Elk
But Tic Elks
Tub Sec Kilt
Tub Sect Ilk
Tub Lick Set
Tub Sick Let
Tub Stick El
Tub Ticks El
Tub Tics Elk
Tub Tic Elks

 

^ Ha! Only you, BB...

You know you're getting old when you are using a urinal in a crowded public restroom, accidentally fart loudly and don't care; you're just relieved that it's dry.

 

Elvis
Lives

 

I knew given enougb time, you would show up and bless us with your expertise on this 001

 

When you can't sneak in late at night anymore because your bones squeak more than the floor. or
When your joints "snap, crackle and pop" more than a bowl of Rice Crispies.

 

Sadly enough, Randy, I'm more of an expert than I'd like to be on this exact experience... :smile:

 

When you go to the liquor store, you grab a cart.

Wait, maybe that's indicative of some other problem.

 

Yes, Bad Knee's, & I play it off as a good place to set my helmet!