Good lord what have they done..............

Pictures pretty much speak for themselves.

















As a side note, if you're a wiseass like me , and ride with streamers on your bike after your buddies do this, mylar does infact come off onto other things, like paint, oops!

 

Be side the bike is all pimp up
Sooooooo you got married? :crazy:

 

I did I did, all hitched up!

 

:shocked: I will remember him fondly and pass the stories down to all that follow. :rip:

 

Where the hell did you find a minister to marry you to your bike. I want to meet that guy.

 

LOL That's good spin.

Sent from taptalk with spell check and political correctness disabled

 

I want to see pictures and report or this thread is............Should I.....Should I?

 

Marriage isn't like dying ... its like going to hell.

Actually I've got the one greatest wife ever. So that is true for only all you other slobs who weren't so lucky as me!!

 

You mean I have something to look forward to. Praise Honda.

 

Would be interesting to see how he managed to consummate the marriage between he and machine! Long already knows how. Did you carry her across the threshold or ride her?

 

The Supreme Court just make marrying your bike legal. Then you are eligible for federal funding to adopt a Honda Trail 90.

 

Why do you think divorces are so expensive?




Because they're worth it!

 

Do you know the definition of love?



That's when your brain melts and runs out the end of your pecker!

 

Don't tell my wife.......OK?

 

Congrats...huh I think.Your life is over as you knew it....its not an adventure..its a freekin job. Just had my 20th. and the funny thing is every single buddy I grew up with is divorced. They all have told me.... it's cheaper to keep her. huh...good luck ? ya and lets see pictures of your new ride....sorry I had to...it is a motorcycle forum

 

I love my Harley-Davidson
I love it like my life
I even love it better than I even love my wife
I love to lubricate it and grease it down real good
I'd really like it fuck it if I could

 

Marriage..........not just a word, it's a sentence.

 

Now the gays will learn the truth and all that shit about the truth setting you free will not be in the alimony decision.

 

Bruce Kelly, one helluva nice guy and the perfect preacher for our hitchin'

 

My "new ride" got splattered a bit during the maiden voyage...........I'm gonna get strung up for posting this one.........