Humor Thread

Humour is special for, you guessed it, U.

 

You know. If there was a hole in the bottom of that platform, it would be funnier. A modern Castle crapper.

 

OK. That's a good one. A little corny but good.

 

Now. Good to see someone having the same sense of humour. I liked that one.

 

. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

 

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

 

Ahhhh yes. Kinda of reminds me of someone. ME! Growing up in the 60's was really an experience.

 

True That!

 

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns, boat & airplane."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't."

 

This picture is totally inaccurate depicting a family travelling around the country. No way would he let her drive the car.