Humor Thread

Aint that the truth. Or sitting on the edge of a bridge over a muddy creek frequented by teenagers drinking volumes of beer and whiskey and some how, not falling in when they get on their feet, piss eyed drunk, and staggering home trying to enter the house real quiet so you don't wake up mom or dad. I sometimes wondered if it was willful ignorance by someone. Or someone told me cause it sure as hell was not me. Honest.

 

Frank has weekly car videos that are GREAT. This week it is a bike, an anomaly.

 

This might be a repost but WTH

I just found, on line, a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems". I ordered two.

 

aint that the truth. They can take those kiosks and shove them up Ronald's ass.

 

That's funny right there!

 

A wiseman once said, " It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there's always a way to solve problems without using violence!".

 

Where I buy my wood for my projects if it is a 2x4 you want, its a true 2x4. I mostly buy plywood which as mostly 3/4 inch. But the solid wood, 1by whatever, is a true 1 inch thick. Most plans are for 3/4 stock so I have to do a lot of plaining. But that's OK. When memories of my last boss comes up, I just shover more of that wood through. It is contorting.