All the plastics. My paint is plain worn out from the winter riding. It is amazing how much sand, salt and shit that is kicked up by cars on the...
We don't clean our chains. That task is left for you pansie asses south of the 49th who think a little cool air and rain is reason to park a bike...
Lets see now. This happened July 17? On reading this for the first time today I was wondering if this was who I thought. I missed your original...
Couldn't imagine a bee sting....A Randy sting maybe yes?
I drink Granveille Island Brocton Indian Pale Ale. Beer is so hoppy it tastes like you are cheing on the hopps. But we drink ours cold over...
A real outdoorsman When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about my day: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across...
Substitute Edmonton with Nanaimo. If the good lord ever decides to give the earth an anenema, it will be right in the centre of down town Nanaimo.
I would love to ride the Ozarks. Never been there but the photos I see show a great location for sure. I should be paralelling you down the west...
He posts up a photo right off, likes single malt. and VFR's. what a man. The wife and I had a nice visit over there last summer. Stopped for a...
While creating women, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then He made the earth round.
I use to keep my pistol there. Was only derringer but could kill at close range.
Some historians write that one of the origins of Boxing Day was for better off people to pack up gifts and food after Christmas and give them as a...
Yeah. I told Toe he would impress the ladies if he put a rolled up sock down his pants but the ladies kept running away in horror. I told him to...
Happy Boxing day to all you members of The Commonwealth. For those of you who are not, get back to work.
A calendar is something I will need until March 16. After that ...... fuggit
The importance of wearing condoms should never be underestimated. Studies have shown that regular use of condoms significantly prevents mini vans.
Welcome to the site for sure. We have some French in our family too. Baxter is a miniature French Poodle. Ya gotta be a little thick skinned...
I have been using Rainex on the outside of my shields for since i started riding in 2006. Never had any problem with this product damaging the...
Ice cold beer or fine single malt scotch. Pour yourself one, sit on the couch, remote in hand and the shiled will not fog up. Have tried just...
A Beemer. Isn't that some sort of kitchen mixer or something. Wait, that is Sunbeam...Close. Maybe the opportunity will present itself for a...
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