Best bike ad .. EVER!

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  1. Jabba

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    pretty damn funny
     
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    Great adv. I wish I even had close to this guys imagination and creativity! eddie
     
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    The best part...

     
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    My favorite bit was about the "safety thongs."
     
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    That's funny right there.
     
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    leave it to an austrailian to put an upbeat swing on something....they are always thinking positive....

    it was funny poo anyway.. hope he sells it
     
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    Race stand not included...Hilariuos! Ya know, with all the negativity going on in the world today, I'm thinking Australia, it's people, and it's general mood, are a beacon that a lot of us should take a que from!

    Thanks for that post, Means more than you know!!
     
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    This is my favorite:

    The bike has a top speed of maybe 70kph. 70kph is 19.44 metres per second, so if you are sitting on absolutely flat-out awesome fast, you would do a lap of Phillip Island racetrack in 3 minutes 48 seconds, which is way cooler than Rossi doing it in 1 minute 29. This would mean you'd get three times as much television exposure per lap than Rossi would. Rossi's got nothing.

    I also like this one:

    The bike has a gearbox filler plug from a new YZ125 in it. This may or may not mean the bike will perform like a new YZ125.
     
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    Description Seller assumes all responsibility for listing this item.



    Item Specifics - Motorcycles
    Manufacturer: Honda Condition: Used
    Model: -- Number of Previous Owners: --
    Type: Motorcross (Off-Road) Registration Number (if currently registered): --
    Kilometres: -- VIN: --
    For sale by: Private seller
    Date of Manufacture: -- Engine Capacity (cc): 110 cc
    Date of 1st Registration: -- Power: --
    Colour: -- Factory, Aftermarket Warranty (Months Remaining): --
    Metallic Paint: -- Gears: --
    Drive Type: -- Start Type: --
    Customised Features: Bodywork, Fairing, Paint Job Extra Features: Rolling Bars, Frame Sliders, Seat Cover, Solo Seat












    The bike has a factory rubberless left-side footpeg, designed to help you get further to the front of the bike, to help with cornering.



    It has a fore-and-aft gear lever, designed to prevent scuffing of your Doc Martens, or toenail breakage when wearing safety thongs.



    The rust-hole in the rear guard underneath the seat has been intentionally rusted-out for lighter weight, helps you get the much-needed boost the clear the triples in Chad Reed's SuperX series.



    The front fender has a crack in it from a sonic boom, esteemed USA-born aeroplane pilot Chuck Yeager actually broke the sound barrier at Bonneville on this exact bike



    just plain awsome LOL
     
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    ("The ejector seat has been disconnected, as I accidentally hit the button on the back straight at Frankston motorcross track, and ended up at McDonalds in Bendigo")

    ("The headlight doesn't work any more, which is a good thing because it was so bright that I rode a corner once and set fire to a cat with it.")



    Q: How many awesomes does it get on the dyno? I'll also need a revs check and get my mate to give it a once over. Looks pretty straight though! 13-Mar-09
    A: Straighter than that guy at the bus stop that wears the flannel shirt, I'll tell you that.

    Q: hello does it come with chuck yeagers autograph? i rather suspect that that would substantially increase the value of this "rare collectable" yes i know what the picture of the throttle on the side cover means but i am not going to tell you because im not well today 12-Mar-09
    A: I think I better consult the head Quik-E-Mart store that Homer and Apu visited...I think they'll help me with the information regarding the throttle picture. Thankyou, please come again.
    :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
     
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    and my fav-

    Q: Hi mate, This beast is off its face! Can you gaurantee that if I blip the throttle that she wont flip me off and ghostie itself into the nex suburb? If so I will need to up grade from Safety thongs too at least some Sandles. 12-Mar-09
    A: Sandals would be a good safety option, but if you wear Crocs the bike will deliberately ride under a throat-height monkey bar in the nearest playground


    and close second-

    Q: I think i saw this bike once. It was so deadly I went blind. Is this the same bike as i cannot see it now because of the blindness it caused me. If i buy this bike can i ride it in reverse really fast to go back in time to restore my sight? Help me see again. 12-Mar-09
    A: Sorry man, the bike only performs faith-healing for $4.95 a minute, rates may be higher from public and mobile telephones
     
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    Q: Hi Very NICE my friend!!!!!! Is this the very bike that was used by DUCATI MOTO GP as the basis for their current GP9. I do believe this has lapped over a second quicker than the new GP9 in recent tests in Europe, however Casey kept complaining about the lack of tassles on the bar ends, and as such it is now used for land speed records only. Cheers

    A: Unfortunately this bike was banned from MotoGP as it was being tested at Catalunya, but as it blasted down the main straight it twisted the Start/Finish line behind it 180 degrees, requiring the track to be run in the opposite direction from now on.

    :thumbsup:
     
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    That's pretty well done IMO. Funny too, a great read, something I'd expect from Reg. Thing is I bet there's some that will take it serious. LOL good one.
     
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    Certainly not in Oz!! :wink::wink:
     
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    Badbilly Official VFRWorld Troll Of The Year!

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    Does this mean that guys from OZ make up shit too?
     
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    damn i missed it
     
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    DAMMIT

    it got removed before I could see it :p
     
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