2010 VFR rumour mill !!! Let's have it..

Ok , with all the rumours circulating about the 2010 VFR, I figured why not START a humour thread about what you think the new bike "will" or "should" have.
I heard the "turbo" kit was so popular that Honda decided to incorporate their own, and also the electronic power steering they stole from the Yamaha Grizzly. No more hand numbing issues:thumbsup:.

 

What can I say, I'm bored..............................................

 

I read somewhere on line that there will be an option for a Valentino Rossi microchip brain implant. Must be true! I think I'll get two!

 

Ah, don't forget those Bold New Graphics.

 

I heard it's supposed to have the Ohlins 2wd system as prototyped here: Yamaha R1 Ohlins 2WD Review - Yamaha Sportbike Motorcycle Review - Motorcycle USA

 

O.K. I'm game...

In addition to VTEC, and now cylinders that shut down (going from V4 mode to parallel-twin mode), it will also feature a supercharger that can be switched on & off like Mad Max had on his MFP Police Interceptor.

The dyno chart should look like it's climbing a staircase.

 

I thought they were switching to a jet engine design?

 

Its going to be a 2009 VFR. Except for 2010.

Honda isn't going to change shit. They are going to ignore it like the S2000 and the NSX.

 

pfffffttttttttt turbo it runs on dilithium crystals warp factor 5 please

 

It's a decepticon when in tour mode its a gold wing smooth 6 clylinder when you hit the race motor switch its a v4 1200 with 925hp. It has a plug that goes into your brain like a virtual reality thing and you dream of what the bike will do and it does it. It has adjustable frame, seat, windshield, wheels, pegs, handlebars that conform to the owner with and electronic id finger touch screen .. If a thief try's to steal it the bike changes color to match the thiefs and destroys him with a lazer that way the bike is not judged..It also has ballon payments within the ballon payments for the finacially challenged. It can also be purchased with a cloaking devise incase you are somewhere you are not supposed to be and your singnificant other is spying on you..It has the option to change itself for what is best for the ozone,it may be a skateboard on big downhills and a sailboat in wetwheather.It has star trek and empire strikes back tech, that even the techs don't know how to work on it.. It was desgined by a computer that desgins computers.It has no political agenda until it has a political agenda. The most interesting motorcyle on earth,,stay thirsty my friends

 

Well I heard from a guy who knows a guy whos sister works in Hollywood that said the Hover bike in the new Star Trek is actually the new HONDA INTERCEPTOR!!!!!WHOOO.

 

I'm more interested which site will claim it ie VFRWorld or cbr1100xx.org ?

 

I resemble that remark!

 

Oooooooowwww, I'm gettin all tingly.

 

I heard it come pre filled with Slick 50 and Amsoil. Also head that it has the DN01 auto transmission option with floor boards to boot.

 

There is actually a couple of spy shots, not "artist renderings" but actual photos of a bike undergoing testing in the latest issue of one of the bike mags, can't remember which. I believe Cycle World, but maybe Motorcyclist. Of what is supposed to be the next VFR1200. Details were very very light.

 

here you all go, clicky clicky
Cycle World - Spy Shot! 2010 Honda VFR1200

 

Several threads on this..

clicky Honda V4 [Spied]

 

September issue, Cycle World, page 26 ------------> :thumbsup:

:biggrin:

 

Forgot to include the tire control knob. Based upon your riding conditions (i.e. track, tour, commute, cold, hot, wet, low/high pressure) with an adjustment of the knob the tires will automatically change...just like the Mach 6. Go Speed!