Crotch Pain...

OK, so far it's...wear pants (why didn't I think of that?), nut bra (hilarious), tighty-whities (too afraid of the dreaded stain), a cup (I'd have to find the right size), anti monkey butt powder (is that better than the anti-hyppo powder?), cycling underwear, replace seat, replace or remove junk (ouch), and duck tape (tried that, no help). Thanks to all of you for the great advice.

 

When I am teaching someone how to 'hang off'.

The first rule is-'Dick Off the Tank'

BZ

 

This thread is like reality TV. You can't help but looking.

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Just get the guys to stand in a tight circle/semi-circle with their backs to you, and you have a moble curtain....:thumbsup:

 

A combination of the cycling shorts under the leathers and Anti Monkey Butt Powder actually does work pretty well.

Also, you can take your leather pants off when youre stopped somewhere for a while and not be parading around in your skivies......works for me anyways.


Linky: Relieve the friction of monkey butt and painful butt rash, when you ride, sweat and sit. | Anti Monkey Butt Powder

 

What a great thread. I haven't had this much entertainment since Regs BBQ cam, me, just wear good ole under armor and you'll be fine. That and learn how to move with the bike and hang too. Anyone use a jock strap? just curious.

 

Uhh, you can love your bike, you just can't love your bike:biggrin:

 

Uhh, there is a difference between being saddle sore and what we are talking about here.

 

patience patience ooohhhhhhhhhh.....It hurts .........:spider:

 

getting a woody well riding is the worse....you never know what to do...ride stop ride stop......think im going for a ride..

 

LMAO, this has got to be the funniest thread on this board.

Bob

 

Good looking family! (Your Avatar)

 

Actually, of all the primates, homo sapiens have the biggest schlongs. Just wanted to clear that up. Not sure why I know that, though.

 

As Elaine said to George and Jerry after the shinkage comment, "I don't know how you guys walk around with those thngs."

 

ainkiller::koolaid::first::firstong?

 

One possible solution that no one has yet suggested is butt augmentation. While expensive and probably initially painful, the procedure may cure the issue permanently since the offending area could be padded internally.

One could go with the classic procedure:




Or the newly developed Brazilian butt lift:




Anyways.................just a thought.

 

Say hello to my new track day pit crew..........I stole them from Pedrosa

And let me tell you , he was hopping mad.

But I just put my hand on top of his head and held him down till he calmed down.

 

Anti-Monkey Butt powder, as already mentioned, does a decent job on all areas that are subject to sweating. Using it before you start riding, and at several gas/rest stops along the way, is helpful.

And that's all I'm gonna say.

 

I can't help but agree... maybe we can even get enough posts on it so it shows up on the top 10 list along side Tiger Tiger!!

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Bear, you have such a creative, crazy sense of humor... I love you!! Will you marry me? I ALWAYS laugh so hard at your posts!! And we along with Y2K, have such a great time in chat!!

 

I think he feels like these guys

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