Top ten questions Gopher has yet to ask....

valves

When they say I need to adjust my valves, are they talking about the ones on my tires o the ones in my motor?:crazy::crazy::crazy:

and

Why does my ass leak when I sneeze?

 

When you gotta take a leak on a ride where do you go?
A) the side of the road
B) a dirty restroom
C) in an old gatorade bottle while riding
D) in your pants

 

What are spark plugs?

Do you put your gloves on first or last?

How do you adjust your mirrors?

 

If my wife wears riding boots, will she fall down?

 

when putting on pants, which leg do you put in first?

 

HEH HEH HEH ..

what color underwears do you wear when you ride?

 

I see some people say they balance their own tires at home instead of taking them to the dealer for balancing; how do you get them to balance when one tire is bigger than the other?

 

What's all this about dragging a Peg? Who is she anyway and what did she do wrong to deserve such treatment?

 

What's so good about HID lights? If they're hid, how can you see them?

 

Do you put one foot or both feet down at stop signs and lights?

 

HOw about... if I take two six volt batteries and tie them together does that make twelve volts?

 

I have forgotten how to breathe. Can anyone give me some simple directions?

Quickly, please.

 

iz the square root of pi equal to the hypotenuse of the triangle if the wind is out of the east and my rear tire pressure is low? if so, will it precipitate the failure of the kawabulator shaft?

 

Gofer Wisdom. LOL.

After a long day of riding do you guys usually pick your nose before or after you scratch your butt?

 

Are people making fun of me

 

Why is there so much talk about chicken strips? Wouldn't you rather see women naked?

 

Do you use Slick 50 in your motorcycle engine like I do?

 

Depends on the woman.