The Adventures of Socky the VFRW Sock Monkey

Dude, Socky has gotten into the IV drug use.
Hate to say it, but I am not surprised.
Little fugger.

 

Probably been hanging out with musicians again.

 

So. WHere is that little bastard now? Seems he has been screwing everyone in sight in his travels. I ran into several people in Walmort in Spokane Washington while on vacation who looked just like him.



I think this is a distant cousin



Sockey. WHere the fuck are you?

 

eh?????????

 

He'a you twin Brother. Come up sometime and I will introduce you to him (Jasonsmith). Only difference between yu and he is that he is always giving me shit for something I have done to the bike

 

Perhaps Socky's fifteen minutes of fame is up.

 

Well, that just may very well be. IF so we should do the right thing and help Sockey find his way back home. Poor little bugga.

 

he still hasnt visited me. I'd show him a good time. ;]

 

I think Socky has a true drinking problem. Not only did he drink the contents, but the bottle itself.

ThinkGeek :: Wine Monkey Bottle Cozy

 

I saw this on the intwebz.I think the little bastard ran off to get a job
look at the christmas one I think its him
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Any updates on his last wherabouts?
I have had no contact with him for several months.
Moving twice since July did the trick.

 

Holy shit, are you kidding me? I thought for sure he was at the bottom of some members childs toybox long ago.

 

Last I saw of him he was well on his way to The Pas Manitoba with Zen. He told me recently (well a few months ago now) Socky might be on his way to Calgary Alberta. If he makes it there then, well, who knows. Those Clagariens are known to be off the wall partying type of nutz. Maybe he made it to Jasper or Banff and never left and became a Ski Insructor.

 

All I know is, its been nearly a year since I got his creepy ass out of my house. But you cant go by what I know, after all, we're talking about a guy that started a stuffed animal thread on a motorcycle forum.

I have to run now, Im out of aluminum foil........:tinfoil3:

 

Horrace Strom was a guy we used to deal with years ago in Campbell River. Not in a violent way or anything like that. He was or is an extremely intelligent person. He could carry himself and do well in discussions of law with the prosecutors there. I recall seeing the inside of his mobile home a long time ago. It was lined with tine foil. He had lodged many complaints with just about every authority out there that the R.C.M.P. had bugged his teeth. If he is still alive today, I am sure he still thinks this, but now the RCMP are using digital instead on analog. I wonder what he thinks of Dept. Homeland Security. Bet they are aware of him.

 

I have heard of cases where the fillings in a person's teeth could pick up radio signals, so maybe Horace wasn't entirely a wackjob. But I'd be willing to bet he was afraid of sock monkeys.

 

RCMP

I just wanted to type that.