What gets your goat?

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  1. Grilldemon

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    Standard(imperial) fasteners on a metric bike
     
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    DAs who can't do anything, but feel it their duty to tell you how to do your job.

    Job performance reviews by people without a clue of how to do your job.

    Twits in the front office who don't understand your job, couldn't do your job to save their life, but hire their relatives for you to train to be your boss.

    Poor twits like me who harbor the hope there are some non-dilbertian businesses left in this country.

    Church's that make it harder to get into their church than it is to get into heaven.
     
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    When someone asks to "borrow" something and what they really mean is "can I have" because most times you never see the item again.
     
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    Islamic lunatics who insist that everyone must be tolerant of their death cult, while simultaneously calling for implementation of Sharia Law.
     
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    But the standard fasteners fit so much snugger!
     
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    Non-handicapped parking in the handicapped spot. (ALso people who have the handicapped tag, but get out and don't look handicapped at all)
    People who can't park or who purposely take up more than one spot.(I don't care how nice your car is)
    People who don't take their shopping cart to the cart return.
    People who ride in the left lane.
    People who drive slowly(and in the left lane)
    People who don't know what the center turn lane is for.
    People who drive with no sense of urgency.
    People who wander aimlessly around the store with their shopping cart, oblivious to anyone else trying to get down the aisle, or stopped in the middle of the aisle instead of on one side.(If you notice, they drive their cage the same way)
    People who pass you just to slam on brakes and turn off.
    People who take FOREVER to turn off the road into a gas station or wherever they are going.(the car isn't going to flip over, I promise)
    People on the interstate holding up the left lane and when you finally bully them into the right lane and get back up to speed, as soon as you move into the right lane they speed up and pass you. WTF?
    When you send an email with more than one question and the person responds back with the answer to just the first question. RTFE!!!
    When someone asks me the same question over and over. If you have to ask me a 3rd time, WRITE IT DOWN!!
    When my family continues to pile trash onto the overflowing kitchen trash can instead of closing it and starting a new trash bag.
    When people are too stupid to use the correct terminology to explain what kind of computer problem they are having.(FYI, The monitor is not the pc and the pc is not called the hard drive)
    People who don't have common sense or can't think for themselves.
    People who call me ALL the time with computer questions and problems, and they start off the conversation with "I'm sure you get tired of people bothering you with computer problems". Damn right I do, so quit fucking bothering me!!!
    Friends and relatives who always want my help, but always have something else going on if I need their help.
    People with a sense of entitlement.(GET A JOB!!)
    People who, no matter what the conversation is about, know more about it, have done it better, etc...
    Your/you're (If this one isn't self explanatory, then you're part of the problem)
    All the idiots I see in SC riding in shorts, tanktop and flip flops without a helmet.
    Sportbikes with the extended swingarms.(I can't begin to explain how much I hate them)
    Mopeds(or as I call them, liquorcycles)
    State troopers:evil:
    People who write checks when you are waiting in line behind them. (It's called Visa, use it!)
    When people don't close kitchen cabinets or drawers all the way.
    Having milk in the house but nothing sweet to eat, or having something sweet in the house but no milk.:frown:

    I'm gonna stop now, because I could keep going all day.:mad: (Yes, I know I probably need professional help):crazy:
     
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    You're very angry, risgett. lol
     
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    People who need professional help and don't get it
     
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    People who think professional help doesn't mean hookers.
     
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    I'd hate to be the dude who messed with this guy's sheep much less his goats.
     
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    When I'm at work and see that Pil posted a few more pics...
     
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    Mostly what gets my goat are harleydoods that borrow sheep and don't return them.
     
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    Mosquitos. Blood sucking, persistant fucking mosquitoes. From Manitoba. Big enough to carve up for dinner then boil their bones for soup.
     
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    Left lane bandits if your are not 10mph over the posted limit get past and get over!!
    My Job.................
     
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    I'm 60 YO, everything pisses me off
     
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    Busas, cheap beer and internet trolls
     
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    Sounds more like ex's than skeeters from Manitoba.
     
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    agreed - People that drive under the speed limit on 2 lane roads
    agreed - people that drive under the speed limit on interstates in the passing lane
    People throwing garbage out of their car - in front of you
    I work in the IT field, so fingerprints on the screen, people eating over their keyboards and then asking for canned air to clean it. Just turn it over and shake it! Not to mention the computer "experts" that tell me how to do my job.
    People that don't watch out for motorcyclists.
    The people that spend money on stupid things then complain how they are always broke
    skinny people who say they are fat
    vegans
    people that won't try new things
    agreed - turn signals
    agreed - people that slow down for a cop
    people that won't pass the cop doing 60 in a 65.
    the "use it or lose it" vacation days.
    People that think Wal-Mart is the best thing ever.
    agreed - this list can go on and on...
     
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    So when all the goats have gotten gone who gets to decide on the top ten?
     
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    People who have absolutely NOTHING usefull to say or do but feel the need to tell somebody else how much they should be helping the situation, yes jackass, this means you!!!!!!!
     
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