You Know You're Getting Old When:

Know you're gettin old when you finally locate your keys after 2 days searching then can't remember where you parked the car. :livid:

 

You know you're gettingold when you can rejoice for making to the bathroom on time.

 

You know when your getting old when you try to squeak one out and realize you just sharted

 

I got an email the other day reminding me that next year will be the 20 year reunion for my grad class, and asking if i thought i may attend. Then it hit me that its almost 19 years since i was in school and damn i am getting old.

 

Mine was last year
40th....ouch

 

I am coming up on my 12 year retirement anniversary. Well first retirement anyways. Now that is tipping the scale of being ancient.

 

Fartin dust old

 

When the police stop you on an ultra fast sportish bike doing 80 in a 65. Asks to see your driver license, sees your 63. Asks you to take your helmet off, then smiles and hands back your license and says slow down then walks back to the cruiser.

When back in the cruiser thinks...yea I'm wanna be like that old guy when I get old and have fun till I drop.

 

You Know You're Getting Old When:

You consider spraying something (garden hose/ pump sprayer) yard "work". Especially with a beer in the other hand.

 

But you are getting old and wise when you have the beer in one hand, while you watch someone else doing the spraying and point out their mistakes with the other. Seems I am not that old after all!

 

When I wake in the morning and swing my legs over onto the floor, I have to take a rest before I stand up . . .















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If I stand up right away, I usually lay right back down....on the floor. Every time I do that the wife says "Are you alright?" Something like that woman in the store that started this thread in the first place.

 

When you get old and crotchety, have much less tolerance for idiots.

 

Vfrfly, ain't that the truth...being a driver I experience this on a daily basis. ...everone wings it now.......
Sorry, got off track....proceed

 

When you can't Party til 0200, make 0700 practice & still race a at 0900.

 

You know you are getting old when you catch yourself saying the following.........."Porsche is a pretty nice car but they are impractical and those new Buick LaSabres don't look too bad and they are much cheaper"

 

You can remember the good old days when cars were cars...like the 64 Chev Impala 2DRHT.

 

When corvette were still made from fiberglass. ...73 Corvette Stingray

 

You Know You're Getting Old When:

Your checking account is older than the bank teller helping you...

 

yeh, I didn't have trouble with the tread mill like Harry Reid or that rich guy who broke his head. At least I am not that old and stupid.