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  1. duccmann

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    Man sure wish my Dad was still around, I can hear him LHFAO
    Good one


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    Does a wry sense of humor count? XD

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    FB_IMG_1500444853735.jpg Meanwhile in Norway...Norwegian police uniforms in the Summer are very popular with many women...
     
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    A father and his young son were walking through to the park, when in a neighbors yard, they saw two dogs mating. The son sees this and asks, "Daddy, what are those dogs doing?" Hoping to push the question aside quickly, he said, "They're just making puppies." To the dad's surprise, the son accepts the answer and they have a great time at the park, and the son seemed to have forgotten about the whole thing.

    Later, in the middle of that night, the son wakes up from a terrible nightmare and runs into his parents room. Upon opening the door, he sees his dad plowing his mom and asks, "Daddy, what are you doing?" Again, trying to push it aside quickly, he tells his son "Mommy and I are trying to make a baby brother or sister for you." The son seems to accept the answer, but then gets a disgruntled look on his face and says, "Flip her over, I want puppies instead."
     
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    for all you German or wannabe Germans

    ACHTUNG! Alles touristen und non-technischen peepers!


    Das machine control is nicht fur gerfinger-poken und

    mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenwerk,

    blowen fuse, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.

    Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur

    geverken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseenen

    keepen das cotten picken hands in das pockets,

    so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.
     
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    So this is pretty relevant after accepting (just this afternoon) the reality that my tires won't last long enough to get me out of Doodah.

    And I can't feel trapped in Doodah...

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    lol aint we all AM
     
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    I desperately want him to hit a patch of sand at low speed
     
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    Have you ever considered this. When we die and see the light at the end of the tunnel, we are looking from an inside perspective, of a vagina again!
     
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    mmm, vagina...
     
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    1. Adam and Eve, the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.

    2. The fact that there is a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven, says a lot about anticipated traffic volumes
     
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    A Canadian tourist walks into a bar in outback Australia.

    A local feller says to his mate: "Oi, check out the new bloke, I’ll ask him where he’s from"
    He walks up to the new bloke and says: "Mate, where you from?"
    The Canadian tourist says: "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan".
    The Aussie nods his head politely at him and walks back to his mate.
    His mate says "So where is he from?"
    The local feller says: "Dunno, he doesn’t speak English"
     
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