You Know You're Getting Old When:

Every now and then while eating, you reach down to scoop up another spoonful or forkful of food and realize that your hand is empty, and the spoon/fork is still stuck in your mouth... Anyone else? Anyone? Ok, just me then...

 

Found it. Some motherfucker took it out of my truck and used it for a sledgehammer. Sometimes a duck is a duck.

 

Welcome to the club. We were trying to make it exclusive … but.... we were.....What were you saying

 

You know your getting old when:
You can fall asleep but you just can’t stay asleep.


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Or you get senior discounts without asking.

 

25 pages and 488 post. All becasue I was just resting my back while shopping with my wife. You know you are getting old when you have little of consequence to talk about.

 

You know you're getting old when you start this thread over and they all seem new and funny again!

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Fatburger in Woodland Hills. Gave me senior discount and did not say anything, I only noticed because I looked at the receipt for some reason.

 

Well your probably old enough to be the kid behind the counters grandpa
Me to bud


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My oldest grandson is going on 11, so too young for a job.

 

My oldest grandson already completed a tour of duty in Afganistan

 

As a reasonable old codger, you just made me feel fairly young. Thank you very much Allyance. I should send you a geritol and peanut butter sandwich with a large iced cold prune juice smoothie some day soon, while we can still manage our walkers.

 

Your tolerance for stuff that never bothered you in the past has you rolling your eyes and muttering at the screen. Or worse still saying it as it is.

The usual reply being did you bother your arse to look before asking the question,that has been asked almost every day for the past decade. Ie oil, tyres , where can you buy this bit etc.

:chaingun::chaingun:

 

You know you are getting old when you arrive at the elementary school with a couple un-baked pies and realize the grand children are in the oven.

 

When my Mom and Dad who are in their 80's say I am getting old.

 

When you buy a scooter or begin riding your smaller, lighter bikes.

 

You know you are getting old when you realize that you were once a really cool dude but now you get excited about shopping for a new vacuum cleaner.

 

Dyson?