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  1. Doug7200

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    A man and his wife are traveling. They are arguing in the car. The rancor between them grows worse by the mile. As they go along, they pass a herd of jackasses.

    The wife says, "Relatives of yours?"

    The husband replies, "Yup. In-laws."
     
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    It's funny because it's true...
     
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    What's been seen...especially at Walmart, can not be unseen!

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    I can see they are pants, but I still puked
     
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    Who ever put this together, I phrase you
    Thanks D


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    That picture made me think of this one:

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    "there oughta be a law!"
     
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    HOLY SHIT


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    She has a nice face. :bruce2:
     
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    Deleted, sorry if I offended


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    Perfect. I got 2 people I wanna whack upside the head with a 2 x 4.
    You got a couple 2 x 4's. :usa:
     
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    Haha, think we all do


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    Like you said earlier Samuel, There aught to be a law
     
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    Effective parenting is a real difficult thing to do. I tried to bring my son up well and to respect women. He was taught that the word "vagina" is not a dirty word.

    He is 30 now. He named his new puppy Vagina.

    :Brick:
     
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    I wonder. Did the guy who invented the vibrator have voices in his head sounding, "If you build it, they will come!"
     
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