Humor Thread

Proof a Harley CAN out accelerate a tractor

 

Actually its the tractor over taking the Hardley.

 

Damn, beat me to it.

 

I knew Vale has power over Dorna but damn he was the fed

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Dunno about Mick but Keith is sparkling this morning

 

A quiet man, is a thinking man.

A quiet woman, is really pissed at someone. Likely a man.

 

This is so true. Just like blow up dolls do as well.

 

I had always wondered why my ex-wife never told me when she had orgasm. Turns out, it only happened while I was at work.

 

Two woman on a loaded bus during rush hour were arguing over who should have the last remaining seat on the bus. The conductor was trying to intervene however was making no progress.

From way up front the booming voice of the driver became very clear. "Let the ugly one have the seat."

Both women remained standing the rest of the trip.

 

Millennial gets first motorcycle

 

Not like us more mature adults that started out with lawn mower engines in ill handling mini’s


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Isn't it ironic that people who get paid $2,500 an hour, charge their wages to those who get paid $25. per hour, to explain to them why it is outrageous that minimum wage is hoped to be increased to $15. an hour

 

Some things you just don't wanna see, and cant unseen them.

I bet this meme has left a bad taste in Hillary's mouth more than once...