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  1. Allyance

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    Sound like my ex (still my best friend). She bought a used BMW and one day the oil light came on, she called me and I said get to parts store and gets some oil ASAP. She calls back a little while later and says she and the clerk can't find the dipstick! Turns out BMW in their infinite wisdom eliminated the dipstick and went with a sensor which requires the user to scroll through various service screens to find the oil level! How much does a dipstick cost on an expensive car???
     
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    My first wife wanted to know exactly what a 710 cap was for. I sent her to the parts department to find out for me because I had no idea. But I wanted her to pick up two so we had a spare. Snicker snicker.

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    After world war III and a nuclear winter, the only things left alive will be cockroaches and Keith Richards.
     
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    Happy Palindrome Day!

    02 02 2020

    :)
     
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    ...and riding Randy's '06 Pearl White
     
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    I wished they would just say something like, I don't like you anymore. So many guddam times I'll tell you.
     
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    Yah in JR High people said this daily after school.
    Had a field next our school with poles, so it was fight at the poles every day.
    Even the low rider chicks which was great because they’d strip each other


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    Bagpipes rock. In some hands anyway. :)

     
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    Excellent
    Thanks


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    speaking of bagpipes...

     
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    I remember doing this all the time as a kid. The nice nurses with the pretty pills would follow me everywhere I went when I was in my prime.

    My first wife and I were piped out of the church at our wedding. I think we would have scared the shit out of most of our guests second time around seeing as we were on the west coast and the Asian influence is far greater than the Scottish. My daughter asked if there was anything I would like to have seen at here wedding and I mentioned this. Never happened. IDK, it is no worse than listening to Chinese guitars or what ever they are called.
     
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    39 seconds of that is too long. :Lol:
     
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    WTF is this world coming to.
    Bet it’s already huge in Japan


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    Gawd. No kidding. And further, the human prostitutes are also complaining about the place.. .
     
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