My neighbor asked me if I would watch her son Simon for her for a couple hours while she went grocery shopping. I said "Sure no problem, I'll put...
I locked my keys in my car near an abortion clinic. Weird, but they get really pissed when you ask them if you can borrow a coat hanger
What do divorce and tornados have in common in Kentucky? No matter what, somebody is losin' a trailer
That time of the year again. (in the US anyways) Yippee So tell us what farkle you will buy. Or maybe like me you usually have to pay. In...
Wasn't a bad show. I did get a good laugh out of Ewan's sniveling after things started to get to him. I'm thinking " you're rich and you're...
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was gonna blame you
extra style points if you yell FREEEEEEDOM with chocolate and beer all over your face and shirt.
Please outline your stance on the following: Cigars Chain wax Titties Really shiny large caliber weaponry Midgets (with or without...
I've watched those Insanity vids......that was enough for me...
Lets all bombard his inbox with lactation porn vids until he gets it done.
Someone should snag this
We hijacked the living shit out of Tink's thread :pout: Oh wait, he did it to himself posting Snookie pics.
True enough, perhaps the old "riding a moped" comparo applies. I'd have to make her wear glitter, serve me ice cream, lick my toes, and wash my...
Not exactly a ringing endorsement. But, what the heck, she does own a vagina......I think. No telling whats been in there though.
Trash cans shall be procured. Hair shall be held.
bwahahaaahahaaaahaaaaa :pound: :pound:
Only if the pic includes your finger doing something.........interesting.
Sooo.....would that qualify as a "tank slapper"?
Mind if I steal that one?...I'm sure I can think up some ways to use it in casual conversation.
Thats a relief, I thought it was just me that gets that type of reaction.....although for me it happens when I pull my helmet off.
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