THE EU CONTROVERSY The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European...
Hi All, just purchased a VF 700 cruiser 1987, (non runner) still have the 95 VFR, needed something to do in the garage. I'm planning on doing a...
Winter Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, February 20th 2014 NOTE: DUE TO THE...
I was on my way to work, I had the apprentice in the van sitting next to me. (he had his head buried in his I-phone), I pulled up at an...
Hi Jujifruit - Pay no attention to VFR777 (yes my dad did have a bike I named mine after.) Hi VFR777 - Pay attention Jujifruit was responding...
If mine was BLACK I'd call it Matrix we've dodged some weird shit whilst riding, but mostly I call it Matchless cause nothing comes close, also...
(You have to wonder--Why is a kickstand bolt loose? And there is an engine cutoff switch located on the kickstand--maybe there is a connection?)...
As someone earlier said, need to go through all possibilities, no matter how dumb?? A couple of points: 1. A second set of eyes looking at...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the...
Subject: Two Business Men Two tradesmen had stopped for a break in the new shop they were fitting out. As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with...
My two bits worth??? Why? It is possible to alter the performance of a vehicle, SOMETIMES in a positive manner, when engineered and proven OEM...
That cracked me up Seems she has a gift Can I get Chelsea to mention my idiot neighbor in some sort of chaotic disaster and then if she could put...
Finally, the true story as told by Hillary Clinton to world leaders....! "Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at...
THE ABORIGINAL AND THE GAY MAN It was coming to the end of the day and sitting in his tiny almost deserted local pub in far off, distant Mt. Isa...
Larry Is In The Hospital . . . ..... Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says...
WHY MEN SHOULDN'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS Dear John, I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house...
Dear "Magazine Advise Column", I am a Sailor in the Australian Navy. My parents live in Perth WA. My brother-in-law is an Englishman living in...
The mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the motor of a BSA, when he spotted the world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon...
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like...
An Aboriginal patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an Oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four...
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