Firebreathing (totally not bike related)

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  1. PyroMcnoob

    PyroMcnoob New Member

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    thought you guys might like to see why they call me "Pyro"... the first try ain't so swell, lighter went out, but the 2nd one was decent...

    YouTube - The Fireshaper XD
     
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    Yer gonna light yer goatee on FAHR!!!
     
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    that never happens :p though i singed my eyebrows once LMAO
     
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    you can take ROLAIDS for that case of heartburn..

    strange the dogs arent scared of fire...
     
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    i do this all the time... dogs got used to it :p
     
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    Maybe not do it near so many flammables (e.g., the plastic throws)? Don't want you to morph into TheLateGreatPyroMcNoob.
     
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    What did/do you use for fuel?
     
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    97 octaine mixed with racing fuel
     
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    isopropyl is not the most mucous tissue friendly flammable you could use... I realize it's cheap, but it is also poisonous... or are you using something to protect your gum and other oral tissues?
     
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    I usually take a swish of cough syrup, coats the mouth... might try some Goldschlager next time, it burns green :thumbsup: but thanks for the heads-up
     
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    Man, I tried this once (well one large swig, two sprays after the first blew out the lighter) with everclear and thought that left a nasty taste in my mouth for awhile. I can't imagine putting rubbing alcohol, lamp oil, kerosene, etc in my mouth...
     
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    sorry. medical advice gets to be a habit of the job. not to lecture or anything... a friend of mine had a pt that swallowed isorpropyl once. he didn't last long and he didn't die pretty...
     
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    I have seen this as well. A serious alcoholic that was locked up went looking for a buzz. It was the last buzz he had.
     
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    The things people do when board to death... Perhaps a hobby?
     
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    you really should cut that out, you crazy bastage!:tongue::eek::biggrin:
     
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    :rolleyes: You guys shouldn't worry so much, I've been doin' crap like this for years now. I'm totally careful, and haven't died yet :p
     
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    I think I saw you once working the Mexican side of the Cal/TJ border. Have you tried a mouthfull of Sterno balls. You have to be quick. Light the sucker off then blow it on to a wall or a cat. Kind of like a mini-napalm gun.

    Have you considered hooking up with Gopher a ride? You guys could be a hell of an act at bike shows and shit.
     
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    How can I get that on my viffer???

    My left can is anyway unused (being 6th gen Two Brothers an all).

    Remote controlled flame spewing exhaust, should take care of any tailgaters.
     
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    While cool, it would be even more trick if you could do that with your ass. Big giant flame shooting out your ass would rule. Closest thing I've seen so far is a guy I know that shot bottle rockets from his asscrack at my last birthday party.
     
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    This IMO would be a great opportunity for someone with the proper skills to fabricate a device consisting of a small battery and ignition source and several recipes on how not to properly cook various pulses and legumes.

    We could have a contest to name this device or a poll to see how many would actually buy and use such a device.

    The after aftermarket potential is great too IMO. Kevlar skivvies, designer TP, contests at various bike night functions, halftime shows at races, spraycans for masking the ocassional ignition failure ect.
     
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