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    Imagine someone fisting Miss Piggy My oath! Animal probably enjoyed it.
     
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    A man is out sunbathing naked and burns his dick. He goes to his doctor about it and the doc tells him to soak it in milk to relieve the pain. So he goes home, pours a glass of milk and holds his dick in it. While he's doing this, his blonde wife gets home and happens to catch him with his dick in the milk and says "Well f*** me, I always wondered how you reload it!"
     
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    Oh dear Lord
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    I went to the liquor store on my bicycle yesterday and bought a nice bottle of whiskey to take home to enjoy. I placed the bottle in the rear carrier case on my bike and began to ride away.

    A thought came to me of what would happen to that bottle if I were to crash the bike. It would smash on the ground and all that fine whiskey would run down the street. So to deal with this, I got off the bike, sat at roadside, and drank the whole bottle.

    I got back onto the bike and continued my ride home and sure enough, I fell. So many times. Can you just imagine what would have happened to that bottle if I had not drank it all first?
     
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    That is not the grossest thing I have ever seen. A couple autopsies were worse.
     
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    I looked at that several times before I realized those are her feet.
    God, are thy ugly! :Pound:
     
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    I can remember reading this when it first came out and it was mentioned earlier today so I thought Id look for a link.

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    It takes a bit of reading. WARNING best not to read at work or whilst your doing something.
     
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