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    Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Darwin, Australia .
    One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
    Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
    Pete says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
    You wanna try it?'
    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
    The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
    In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
    Nothing!
    Then the phone rings. It's Pete.
    Pete says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
    Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
    Pete says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
    Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'
    ' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
    'What's that?'
    'Have you farted yet?'
    'No.'
    'Well, DON’T - 'cause I'm in New Zealand!'
     
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    I know. Pull station button


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    Yes. That's it. But here's the real question. Do you know how to set the station preset on the new vehicles now? I bet any 10 year old does. For the life of me, I can't figure out how to activate most the things, such as heated grips, on my new Africa Twin. It has more electronics than my 2018 GMC truck FS.
     
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    Yah with the computers you just have to hold the button down to hear a beep.
    No had to figure out how to sinc my Bluetooth to my phone on my stake bed F550 at WB
    That took some time but figured it without YouTube


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    Some how I can blue tooth my phone to my Africa Twin. Don't know how and even why you would be able to on the bike when you connect through just the Sena or wat ever.
     
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