Official VFRWorld Greeter - The Longest Dong

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  1. derstuka

    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    I would like to PROUDLY announce the newest edition to our team here at VFRW. Señor Long Dong has graciously accepted the position of "Official VFRWorld Greeter." :crazy: Vastly similar to a sexual deviant lusting after a new victim, he will tirelessly scour the forum for venerable members to ensure that they have been given the welcome that they deserve, and if there is anything that they can do to make VFRW more comfortable for them. He will also be an extra eye for us at VFRW reporting issues, spammers, etc.
    :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

    He will be available on a limited basis for housecall services :xxx::ass: for a nominal fee, for those parties interested. We don't wanna know about it, as long as it is legal! Just be forewarned that messin' with señor Long Dong will be similar to accosting a postal employee...and you all know what happens when you fack with a post office employee....:chaingun:

    So please treat him with all the respect and dignity that his photos portray. Please do congratulate the boss on his new "official" roll.


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    Thanks for reading, now it is back to a hard day's work for Long Dong...
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  2. TOE CUTTER

    TOE CUTTER Mullet Man

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    This could get interesting.
     
  3. Scubalong

    Scubalong Official Greeter?

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    Thank you Jason, you are to kind. :rolleyes:
    I will do my best to insure the noob are feel welcome and enjoy our forum as much as we do.
    Soooooooooo where is my beers money? You mean I don't get pay for this job? WT beeeeeeeeeep
    You make me feel like a cheap :stripper:
     
  4. Durk

    Durk New Member

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    Congrats Scuba.
    It would be helpful for you to figure out the best oil to use and which chinese fairings sets aren't junk.
     
  5. Scubalong

    Scubalong Official Greeter?

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    CRFan1 New Member

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    If your good....you can aspire to be a Wal-Mart greeter next...lol
     
  7. reg71

    reg71 Poser Staff Member

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    Welcome to vfrw, Long. Nice to meet you.
     
  8. 34468 Randy

    34468 Randy Secret Insider

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    Couldn't be a better candidate. Do you get a company credit card and an expense account with that position Long?
     
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    jethro911 Member

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    Screw that, did you get a jacket or some swag??

    This is kind of a forgone conclusion as Scuba was always first or second in when a new member posted up. Always gracious and quick to warn the uninitiated that we eat members who don't post up some pics. Good advice!

    Congrats dude!
     
  10. Scubalong

    Scubalong Official Greeter?

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    Yup I did.....
     
  11. Scubalong

    Scubalong Official Greeter?

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    Hey Reg did you change my status fro Guru to I am horny? :hss:
    Did you get your Tiger yet?
     
  12. Scubalong

    Scubalong Official Greeter?

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    That is my plan.......:rolleyes:
     
  13. 34468 Randy

    34468 Randy Secret Insider

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    I can just see long in his pretty blue vest at the front doors to walmart. Watching fro members of VFRW coming in.
     
  14. Scubalong

    Scubalong Official Greeter?

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    Your official Greeter

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  15. Shamrock

    Shamrock New Member

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    Yes, this is true, Scubalong was my first but I'm not to sure about that poor dinosaur.
     
  16. bitterpil

    bitterpil New Member

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    Congrats Long Duc Dong on your new position!
    You make a great doorman... I mean welcomeerrrrr.
     
  17. tinkerinWstuff

    tinkerinWstuff Administrator Staff Member

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    Who doesn't wanted to be greeted by a long dong right in your face?
     
  18. brathabit

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    Congrats Scubalong! Enjoy.....
     
  19. Keager

    Keager Member

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    aren't you?
     
  20. Scubalong

    Scubalong Official Greeter?

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    Is two beers cheap? :rolleyes:
     
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