How about a raffle? Give away some crap from the donations. Don't ask me how, its only a suggestion box.
We did that once. The prize was Crusty for a week. The guy that won him had to have him evicted. So basically what was a good idea to begin with didn't turn out well.
Unless you want crusty to come to your house. I heard he was headed that direction to pick up the bike he was buying from Bubba?
so glad to hear that Crusty came around and bought bubba's bike. He didnt mention it this AM when we talked... nice bike!
Word has it he is missing his cojones and may not be able to make wood. This splitting wood thing sounds a little kinky. Is this like one of those piercing things or tats in strange places?
Most kids from the cities like to spend their free time "choppin wood and bangin bitches". I was a bit confused on the choppin wood, so I checked with my acquaintance Pookie from 178th street in NYC, and although it took me some time decipher, it basically boils down to wackin off. (I guess the bangin bitches part is self explanatory). I'll pass on the raffle.
I tried to raffle off my kids but the police arrested me. I was released on Recognizance of Bail with conditions Not to Sell, Trade, Barter, or in any other manner, participate in, or promote, facilitate, aid or abet others in the the participation of others in, or to advertise any Selling, Trading or Bartering of the illicit trade of another human being.
Yeah some of those white elephants are still in my garage and some of them have been at more get togethers than me.
screw 'em, sell the little bastages, or sell 'em to the glue factory The only raffle I can think of that would actually work here is if VFR Chick raffled off a date with her.
Abridgenent of freedom of speech is unconstitutional. Could you direct me to someone who has some answers? Somehow I don't think you are a good candidate for information of any kind save how many pesos some of that penucha you are paying for costs.