Top Reasons.... (funny!)

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  1. VFR Girl

    VFR Girl New Member

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    Top Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back

    8- Raising the arm could be considered a form of exercise.
    7- They're afraid it will void the warranty.
    6- Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise their arms.
    5- They refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
    4- They are afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
    3- Rushing wind might blow the scabs off their new tattoos.
    2- They can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
    1- They're too tired from the hours spent polishing all that chrome.

    Top Reasons Why GOLD Wing Riders Don't Wave Back

    7- They couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on the dashboard
    6- They are afraid they might get frostbite if they remove their hands from the heated grips.
    5- They have arthritis.
    4- The reflection from the etched windshield has momentarily blinded them.
    3- They were asleep when you waved.
    2- They were distracted by the odd shaped blip on the radar screen.
    1- They were simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.

    Top Reasons Why Sportbikers Don't Wave Back

    7- They have not been riding long enough to know they are supposed to.
    6- They're going too fast to have enough time to register the movement and respond.
    5- They didn't notice you, you weren't wearing bright enough gear.
    4- If they stick their arm going that fast they'll rip it out of the socket.
    3- Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any other position than fetal.
    2- Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
    1- It's to hard to do one handed stoppies.

    Top Reasons Why BMW Riders Don't Wave Back

    5- Their new Aerostich suits are too stiff to raise their arms.
    4- Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form".
    3- They are too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod, XM, or talking on cell phone.
    2- The wires from the Gerbings are too short.
    1- You haven't been properly introduced.
     
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    ChrisPaegelow New Member

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    Those two made me laugh
     
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    Sounds just like Cyprus
     
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    I've gotten to the point where I think their just too stuck-up on their own image to be polite, but my mom always said not to beat-up people just because they had no manors.I do think you've got the real reason in there.
     
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    That list is priceless!!! Good one
     
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    I am interested in what catagory VFR riders fall in or are we a class all by ourselves? Or maybe we should create one although on the rare occasions I see another VFR they wave.
     
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