What are the stupidest questions ever asked on VFRWorld?

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  1. Ghost_Rider

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    We all know that there are some pretty stupid (as in just open your owners manual, or pull your head out of your ass and use common sense) questions asked on VFRWorld. What are the stupidest (or lacking common sense) questions in your opinion?

    How about "How do I get my bike on the centerstand?" to get us started?
     
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    Birdseed........no more need be said.
     
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    TOE CUTTER Mullet Man

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    Good thread by the way. Should be a classic.
     
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    Including this one?









    Sorry. It was right there.
     
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    Especially including this one, of course. I had that written down, but I deleted it for the opportunity that it provided someone. Think of it as bait. However, if this one is the one that you choose from the library of VFRWorld's archive of stupid questions......well, I may question your judgement buckwheat. :ass:


    C'mon, someone has to have something....or are they all shy?
     
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    was rather recent when some poor guy started a thread wondering what might cause his right side fan not to come on. Apparently the left side fan was working fine.
     
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    How about the classics:

    1. What oil should I use?

    2. What tires should I be running?

    :cool:
     
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    link no worky
     
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    yea poor guy. Don't intend to sound mean, was an honest mistake and glad to help him out.

    But does kind of rank up there with blinker fluid....

    Right side fan might become the new way of punking VFR newbies.
     
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    You forgot to add 3. How fast can a VFR really go?

    Then add retarded posts of sustained triple diget speeds on public roads to find out!

    I joined VFRW in 2007 and after 4-5 years of hearing #1, 2 and occasionally 3 I had to drop off of here and just lurk occasionally.

    BZ
     
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    What kind of bike should I buy?

    Is norkleboy gay?

    Does BB really watch Oprah?
     
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    All of them since all questions could be answered with a little research and or reading f'n owners manual.

    But here we go:


    Can I make something out of JBweld to replace this part?
    Will aluminum foil fix this?
    Ask me how duct tape saved my viffer?
     
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    I will not tolerate comments that denigrate the value of aluminum foil. Of course it will fix that, BP. :rolleyes:
     
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    Thought the most obvious would be " Which is the Best VFR ? "
     
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    What he said.

    An honorable mention should be given to anyone who asks about oil, unless it's about the extra 20HP Slick 50 gives you.

    KC-10 FE out...
    :plane: :usa2:
     
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    has anyone successfully replaced the swing arm on a gen 2 with an SSSA? they say it can't be done"

    and every question that has GoForaRide has posted..... who can forget the classic Trailer hitch on a VFR thread..

    forgot this one:

    Please help My VF750 has sat all winter and only idles with the choke on.. what could be the problem?
     
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