Why is a VFR better than a girlfriend/wife?

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  1. eddievalleytrailer

    eddievalleytrailer Member

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    Why is your VFR better than a girlfriend/wife?
    If your buddy gets a new VFR, he can let you ride it and your VFR won't care.
    Your VFR thinks a little gas is a good thing.
     
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    If you dont like the way your VFR sounds you just get a new slip on .....
     
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    Your VFR won't tie up the phone for 2 hours, talking to it's mother.
     
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    Your VFR won't complain if you spend 8 hours in the saddle.
     
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    you can trade your VFR in for a newer, younger, faster, better looking VFR.
    (I'm never going to get married if I keep thinking like this......)
     
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    your VFR needs only one set of shoes at a time.
     
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    Dare not comment due to pain caused when the threads email notification is sent to our shared email account....
     
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    It isn't.

    So lonely... :hurt:
     
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    Why is a VFR better than a girlfriend/wife?

    hmm. It's not.

    She doesn't make my ass hurt after a long ride
    She doesn't require me to wash and wax her prior to going out
    I don't need ATGATT to play
    My wrists don't get tired or sore when she's around
    She can carry not one, but two banjos.
    She gets more looks from men than my VFR

    Or is the VFR better.

    VFR doesn't care where we go, as long as we're together
    VFR doesn't care who I go there with, how long we're gone
    VFR stops making noise as soon as I turn the key to "OFF"
    VFR carries my gear for me.
    VFR doesn't like to carry banjos.
    VFR gets more looks from Girls than my wife
     
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    A VFR doesnt take an hour to get ready.
     
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    FOR VFR
    It is easier for the VFR to loose weight.
    The VFR does not bitch when I leave without saying goodbye
    Riding a VFR less than 17 years old does not get you thrown in jail
    The VFR does not mind short rides

    FOR the Woman
    The woman looks better naked.
    She can clean the VFR
    She can cook things other than pistons and valves
     
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    I can ride my VFR hard and fast all day, every day if I want.
    I can hook up a laptop and retune it.
    I can pop its seat off and replace it if I don't like the shape any more.
     
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    a VFR does not care if you walk around the garage naked- er, I mean, not that I do that........
     
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    ...Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
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    midias New Member

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    I have done many valve adjustments in just boxers
     
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    VFR's curves never sag.

    VFR's don't get pregnant.

    You can ride a VFR any time of the month.

    When your VFR whines(gear driven cams) its usually a good thing.

    You can share your VFR with your friends.

    If your VFR smokes, you can do something about it.

    My VFR doesn't care about how many other motorcycles I have ridden.

    When riding, you and your VFR both arrive at the same time.

    VFR's don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

    If your VFR is too soft, you can get different shocks.

    You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your VFR.

    You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your VFR.

    If you say bad things to your VFR, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

    You can ride a VFR as long as you want and it won't get sore.

    VFR's always feel like going for a ride.

    VFR's don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

    Your VFR never wants a night out alone with the other VFR's.

    You don't have to take a shower before riding your VFR.

    It's always ok to use tie downs on your VFR.

    You can't get diseases from a VFR you don't know very well.
     
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    "VFR's don't insult you if you are a bad rider"

    Now that is Manky Fanging!

    (see other posts for Nozzle's aussie - SMIB translator)
    (SMIB - Southern Maryland InBreed)
     
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    That would be sweet I could have a little 400 running around the house until it grows into a beautiful 800 :biggrin:
     
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    There's your reason to loose the boxers on the next valve adjustment:tongue:
     
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    so i guess that would be a good reason for a new exhaust, maybe the old one was fouled.
     
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