Our Daily Bread

You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up.

 

I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept.

 

Nothing is impossible for the one who doesn't have to do it.

 

"the growl is wasted on the deaf"

(courtesy of my mom, she came up with it while watching my deaf puppy taunt our bigger dogs despite them baring their teeth)

 

Im the boss and i do what i am told!!

 

I am a boss and no one does what they are told!

 

There comes a time in everyone's life when they must take the Bull by the tail and face the situation. WCFields

 

The absence of style is a style itself, and suggests an unwillingness to live by anyone else's rules. (J. Garcia)

 

213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army: #29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.

 

"don't confuse your rank with my authority......Sir..."

heard those words uttered at a traffic stop while stationed in Panama

 

It's hard to remember that your first priority was to drain the swamp,
when you're up to your ass in alligators.

(my uncle)

 

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.

 

Revengel's Rule #17: Pick a fight you can win.

Revengel's Rule #3: Perception is more important that truth.

Revengel's Rule #18: Bad Behavior - rewarded - is Good behavior.