A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long,...
Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, Watching the front door of the brothel over the road. The local Methodist pastor appears, and...
A Tennessee couple—Dave and Rebecca, both bonafide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave”fixed.” The...
When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy,...
The wife left this note on the fridge......... "It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Moms!" I opened the fridge,...
Aircraft Fuel Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia. One day the...
I had the same problem and took my radiator to Mylers in Salt Lake City, where I happened to be working at the time. They did a great job and the...
Before buying a new seat, I decided to try a BeadRider a couple of years ago and have not regretted it. I have put on 1,000 mile weekends and just...
Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman...
Congrats and welcome. Live with your baby a while and then make changes gradually until you get what you want............you know, the way your...
The Nudist Colony A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony....On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A...
I'm also 63 and I've modded my VFR with Helibars and footpeg extenders. I regularly ride 300-500 mile days with no ill effects, but Advil and...
A husband says to his wife...... "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She says...."I would take half of your winnings, then leave you."...
Great video and thanks for introducing us to your group. Interesting 4-wheeler at 1:14 and 3:05.
Best Military Quote Ever: "When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional, and now it's legal. I'm...
I'm not the best looking guy; some would say I'm a little frayed around the edges these days. But, I have a nice bike, a little money, and I...
If you don't have a line going to that vent then that's probably what it was attached to. If it had a clip attached, or a ridge where a clip had...
I failed the mandatory Health and Safety course at the Senior Center today. One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would...
THE WRONG BITCH The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a...
Subject: THE MAN WHO GAVE UP SEX FOR GOLF... A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd...
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