A husband and wife were having dinner A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman...
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or...
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able...
Bagpiper at a Funeral As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to pl ay at a graveside service for a homeless...
Found mine on Craigslist also and found out that he lived in the same town. Ended up being less than a mile away.
Two Irish brothers Mick and Paddy have made a promise to their uncle. They had an Uncle Seamus who was a seafaring gent all his life and before he...
Radio Canada has several shows with live audiences. As a kid in England, I listened to many comedy and talk shows on the radio that had live...
DON CHERRY of Hockey Night in Canada , and former great Hockey Coach, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the...
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife...
A Biker walks into a bar, he takes a seat at the bar and growls: "Bartender! Get me a drink!" The bartender obliges, and the biker scarfs down...
This is a quote from a friend, when he chose the good looking girl and I got stuck with the "not so good looking girl" (PC) You don't look at the...
A dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm to buy a horse, "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse ?" asks...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face....
The ultimate put-down? Next time I want to hear from an arse.........I'll fart.
A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. "What troubles you, Sister?"...
Happy New Year! I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have...
GOLF PANTIES The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her...
Seen at a recent party A wee hairy................. [ATTACH]
Look at this carefully...it is a brilliant example of British Humour! The British government has scrapped the Harrier fleet and on...
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