I had a little accident in my pants one time when I had a close one. Not sure if that counts as an injury, though. :biggrin:
If I've just eaten a big meal, I can't bend over far enough to get my boots on. And if they're already on, I can't take them off for bed. Where's...
Broke a nail. Thank God that didn't happen to the wife or I'd still be hearing about it!
Yeah, low siding on ice is just God's way of telling you it's time to put the bike away for the Winter. Otherwise, how would you know? :biggrin:
Didn't like it. Raised me up too high in the seat.
I was talking to my buddy's GF at work today and she was telling me about their two-up ride last Sunday. I asked her what gear she wears, and she...
Yeast infection? Doesn't bother me!
Next time I'm going to try my hardest not to shit my pants. Kind of puts a damper on the rest of the ride. :biggrin:
You're a good man, Drew. :smile:
You can't cure a rabid dog; it has to be put down. You can't cure a child molester, either; they have to be put away forever. Fortunately for his...
Did you remember to wash your hands first?
She rides a dog? The SPCA is on the way over!:biggrin:
She "lets" you? Ouch! She's got the ol' cajones in the lock box, huh?
Like my ol' Daddy used to say, "Son, when it comes to men and women, there will always be these differences." Whatever the fuck that means.
My "internal" thanks! :pound:
I hear there's an on-line biker dating service where you can enter how many pounds over 200, how many teeth under 12, what color mustache you...
Go4: For an inexpensive fix, simply grind one of the teeth off the front sprocket. Voila!
Regardless of the degree of healing, his skin color will never be "normal" again.
They are our opposites in just about every way possible, but a few of those differences are what makes us pursue them, whether it be a wife,...
I heard about it just as it was released. Bile rose in my throat and I got sick to my stomach. This act outrages me, throws me into a depression,...
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